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 Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:38 pm
I think i'm going to need more gauze.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:40 pm
"Doctor, send the walking wounded back to their posts, we don't have the men to spare."
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:44 pm
*looks at men with no arms*
"I don't care if you have hepatitus and are suffering from Jaundice... Who asked you if you currently have a concussion and suffering from acute blindness? You heard the man, get back to work!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:00 pm
Now would be a convenient time to be an alien that can regrow limbs..
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:13 pm
Really, it's not the life threatening cases that concern me. Concerning the crew of our ship, what concerns me is the line,
"It burns when I pee."
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:17 pm
I can see it now...
Harper walked into the Medical Bay. "Doc, I have an issue. I was talking with a female crew member when... well, one thing led to another and now it burns like Mustafar when I pee."
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:33 pm
lol. What have I done? There's women aboard a cramped, alright not so cramped, starship which is being chased round by the imperial navy for months, perhaps years.
I see rodyn's situation being all too typical.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:33 pm
To which I reply...
"Sorry, but that's not covered under your current health insurance. Your HMO denied your claim, and you need a referral to see me again within the next 3 years."
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:37 pm
God, give the good doctor a disdain for the everyday crap an MD goes through and a fascination with...
"Doctor House! I know how you despise wiping people's sexual organs to test for STDs but the health of this crew is your responsibility. If there's another outbreak of rylothian crabs I'll keelhaul you, and with a ship 1.6 km long, thats serious business!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:44 pm
Where'd the other bloody thread go?
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:05 pm
Stellar, quit giving me ideas. xd
I might bust out scrubs quotes...
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:06 pm
@ Des- Archived in the mod forum temporarily, until we move it to the archive forum
Okay, so what else do we need, before we start?
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:12 pm
Rpers? Stellar to make the stuff?
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:15 pm
Honestly, I'm not very savvy with anything military. So I'm unsure whether I'll join.
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