Inferno04
Kurama: I'm in love with a girl...
*coughs* Actually, there was that whole Maya incident, so Kurama never saying that is kinda unlikely...
Yuusuke: "You know the whole rebeling against authority thing? So last year..."
Kuwabara: "Spirit Sword get medium-size-like! No, still too big. Uh, now too small. Ok, now you're back at where you started. C'mon, it's not that hard. Ok, now shave off a few more inches. Alright, that's perfect! Charge!"
*Meanwhile, all baddies have been taken care of by other team members*
Hiei: "In retrospect, being disowned by my mother's family, thrown off a cliff, raised by bandits, shunned from them, told I was a killer from birth, trying to fulfill that killer prediction so my disownment didn't seem worthless, thus spiraling in a constant circle of self-resentment and self-fulfilling predictions, having no friends and no father figure, staying awake through hours of a painful surgery that would traumatize anyone else, finding out my mother killed herself over me, and hiding from my sister because I fear for her life...
...probably wasn't good for my mental health."
Kurama: "Oh, I never get tired of people treating me like a weakling because of my gendered appearance. No, sir, I love people shouting for me to stay down in battle because they think I can't handle it! Best feeling ever!"