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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:38 pm
... People don't need the switching back and forth of languages to think I'm crazy ... they usually get the idea when I skip by them (really big exaggerated skipping) singing "the lumberjack song" or "I'm a little teapot" at the top of my lungs ... sweatdrop xd whee
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:00 pm
yes...that would cause some stares....but it would be fun^^...
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:48 am
Also there was that time I ran through the halls of my school screaming "the British are coming! They have crumpets and they know how to use them!!" ... or the time I helped a friend out for a psych project by walking through the halls and saying hi to people (really energetically) to see how they reacted ................. and then there was the time that for two whole hours I sat in the English work room balancing my bright pink waterbottle on my head ....... OH! I've also sung "Santa Clause is coming to town" in August ....
Santa scares me ... he's a pervert ..... "He sees you when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake" ............. oh well ... at least he's not as bad as God ... God is all seeing ... he is all knowing ............ he's omnipotent! ... that means he can watch you in the shower!!!! gonk
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:26 pm
hehehe mrgreen thats eggcelent.
once there was a speaker at my school that did an assembly for all the people in my grade. It was a cool assembly suprisingly for once, and at one point, he mentioned he wanted everybody to smile at people after telling this one story, so the rest of the day, every kid in my grade wore gaint creepy grins and scared the rest of the school xd
I've discovered people look at you funny if you wear cosplay to school, or when the first day of school your goals for life essay begins with "to not need therapy besides my visits to my own office where my internet doctorate degree hangs proudly, to not need anti depressants at any point unless they're the cool candy kind like in spencer's that says "happy pills" on the jar, and to be able to laugh at you all eventualy and say told ya' so smugly with out ever indicating what it was I told them, though none of that matters since I'm already dead and it's too late." and the what I did for the summer essay read only "I plotted. That's all I can tell you legaly." I also seem to have managed to make my entire health class uncomfortable around me after that one day....hehe, oh good times! good times!
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:49 pm
Oh frilly hell, in Active Health right now my class is learning about first aid, and in the booklet it says Quote: Ask casualtys permission before performing first aid. If casualty denies help you may still help them as long as you don't touch them. If casualty is unconsious or goes unconcious you are allowed to touch them so basically they're saying that No means No unless they're unconcious ... which led to my friend coming up with Quote: It's not flirting unless he's unconcious ... Sometimes it seems as though the driver of her train of thought is either piss drunk or dead.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:45 am
Ah man, Health books are just all horendous. stressed most of them are out dated with stuff about "looking to the year 2000!" and they have stuff in there in the AIDS section like "what does not spread aids? hugging, hand shaks, air, etc..." after they just explained it was spread by blood or as an STD. Are people that stupid they need you to explain "hand shakes don't involve blood usualy".
oh, and your friend- It's deffinetly too much hard lemonade. Probably thought it was regular lemonade. I make that mistake aaaaaaaaall the time. *insert picture of blue checking her bottle again to make sure*
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:00 pm
Luckily enough the stuff we're using is fairly new ... although there are waaaay too many non intended sexual inuendos for a classroom full of insanely bored highschoolers to stand.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:06 am
oh, thats inevitable in any health class. It's a futile quest to make a book that doesn't have them for health. lol
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:56 pm
Even my teacher can't do it. The other day she was talking about making unconcious people un-unconcious, and she was saying that we'd have to ... like ... yell in their ears, and she said "You have to get right up close to arouse them" Me and my friends started laughing and the teacher couldn't figure out why ... but she let it go as we do that quite often ... unfortunately ... I usually get talked to about it later as she's my homeroom teacher sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:45 pm
bahahaha! lol how'd she miss that one?
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:21 pm
that is one class i will never miss....i had the worst teacher for health....her name is Mrs. Harris and she is this like 90 year old crazy women who when having overheard someone say ANYTHING having to do with anything sexual went into either A)a full on instructional about what ever it was or B) a story about her having been in that situation, discribing every little detail.....it was a very unpleasent class....
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:02 pm
ooh! gonk been there, done that. I had this really awful health techer that was like 50 or so, but still seemed to think she was like our age and would dress really revealingly and she always sat on my desk every day and would go into way too much detail on stuff we didn't want to know, plus she was mean as anything, real short temper, and had this habit of saying this one phrase constantly- I forget wheat it was, but we used to count how many times she said it that day and keep records. I had her two years in a row too crying
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:50 pm
i had mine 2 yrs in a row too, cept my second year i had her to periods a day....so it really sucked....
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:50 pm
I've known my AH teach my whole life. She's a friend of the family .... it's not sooo bad cos she's about 40 ... but we know for a fact that her tan's fake & bake ... people always see her going into the tanning salon razz
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my dog ate my sanity Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:37 pm
thats a waste of money....
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