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 Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:49 pm
Haha ok uhhh here we go.
When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:11 pm
Pretend you don't speak english and order in a made-up language like klingon... lol
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:17 pm
oh this is great.. i cracked up reading all of these! the math nerd in me especially loved the fractal one. whee
pretend you have touretts syndrome and periodically pause to scream some random obsenity!
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:29 pm
Haha that was great.
Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:35 pm
While ordering, complain about your personal life. If you have any embarassing growths/rashes/etc, include that in your rant.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:24 pm
While ordering talk in a preppy accent and start complaining about how your nail broke and your boyfriend just broke up with you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:27 pm
When they ask how you want to pay, ask if they accept Confederate money.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:33 am
Wow Chibi I like that one, and hi DeviantSpark I'm glad you like lol!
Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:26 pm
I thought about that one on the way to class a few days ago. lol
When they ask where to deliver the pizza, tell them to meet you at some street corner and to look for the person in dark sunglasses standing next to a black car with tinted windows. Tell them not to ask any more questions if they know what's good for them.
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:59 am
lilchibiusa I thought about that one on the way to class a few days ago. lol When they ask where to deliver the pizza, tell them to meet you at some street corner and to look for the person in dark sunglasses standing next to a black car with tinted windows. Tell them not to ask any more questions if they know what's good for them. With all due respect I don't think I'd be delivering that pizza lol! Flirt with the order taker then start freakin out and act like your dad or big brother just came in and they said they are going to the pizza place to kick the order takers butt(or it could work for nephews in my case, I got 3 big armed muscular boys and one that is smaller but fast that would beat up any guy for their aunt Jenny) eek
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:24 am
Li-Mei Minamino lilchibiusa I thought about that one on the way to class a few days ago. lol When they ask where to deliver the pizza, tell them to meet you at some street corner and to look for the person in dark sunglasses standing next to a black car with tinted windows. Tell them not to ask any more questions if they know what's good for them. With all due respect I don't think I'd be delivering that pizza lol! Flirt with the order taker then start freakin out and act like your dad or big brother just came in and they said they are going to the pizza place to kick the order takers butt(or it could work for nephews in my case, I got 3 big armed muscular boys and one that is smaller but fast that would beat up any guy for their aunt Jenny) eek And thats just two of them lol!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:01 pm
rofl
Order a Mexican pizza...
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:36 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl wow ok!!!!!!!!!
when you order the pizza spell the toppings backwards.
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:27 pm
When ordering use a "valley girl" accent, with a deep southern drawl, and see if the order taker can understand you xd
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:36 pm
Ask about the nutritional value of EVERYTHING on the pizza. Then, proceed to give the exact number of each topping desired on the pizza, and give coordinates of where the topping should be located. Complain if they get it wrong.
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