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 Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:17 am
bad- when you try to talk to them they point and laugh at you for your stupidness.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:39 pm
Worse- You get drunk and start yelling at them to show you magic. You then get taken out by big body guards.
Good- You win a contest to meet J.K.Rowling.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:26 am
bad: it was really some guy pretending to be J.K. Rowling
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:06 pm
worse: he called you and said it was fake and you'd never get to meet J.K. Rowling in any of his contests
good: a harry potter convention is in town & the actors told to people who write the newspaper that you won the grand prize: autographs & their wands
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:21 pm
Bad: As it turns out, the autographs are all photocopied and the wands are simply chunky reproductions.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:51 pm
Worse: When you try to sell them, a bible-thumper, who assumes Harry Potter to be witchcraft, comes to your house and doesn't shut up about repenting from your satanic ways. She steals the wands and burns them, leaving you with nothing.
Good: You win a thousand-dollar shopping spree in the online Harry Potter shop!
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:50 pm
bad: the shop's factory is in England. You are in the U.S. and they think about playing a trick on you by adding a $500 shipping fee.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:05 pm
Worse: You bought something for $900 there and you don't have enough money to pay for it because of the darn shipping fee.
Good: You get enrolled to Hogwarts! (who wouldve thought?)
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:42 pm
Bad: There isnt actually magic there. it's just like one of those magiquest places
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:36 am
Worse: only Slytherins and prats go there now.
Good: You get a prize for a free shopping spree.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:31 pm
bad: they accidentally sent the money for the shopping spree to your neighbor
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:41 pm
Worse: When your dog chased the postman down, he managed to get ahold of and completely destroy the letter and check.
Good: You have successfully learned to apperate without splinching yourself!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:48 pm
Bad: Your so nervous on the exam that you screw it up and displace your kidneys anyway.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:35 pm
Worse - Your sneaky enemy steals them and feeds them to Fluffy.
Good - You manage to obtain your life-long dream, which is being an Auror. (Is that how you spell it?)
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:37 pm
bad- you were kidnapped by dementors on your way to work.
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