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 Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:17 am
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:53 pm
lol Joby that was a good one.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:45 pm
jobyjoby A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:51 am
It's meant to be a parody of sterotypes, but sorry!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:45 pm
A man was at the mall with a pet lion, when a policeman came up to him.
"You should take that lion to the zoo!" the policeman exclaimed.
The next day, the policeman saw the man with the lion AGAIN.
"I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo!"
The man replied, "Oh, we did. Today we're going to see a movie."
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:27 am
Princess Mandy A man was at the mall with a pet lion, when a policeman came up to him.
"You should take that lion to the zoo!" the policeman exclaimed.
The next day, the policeman saw the man with the lion AGAIN.
"I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo!"
The man replied, "Oh, we did. Today we're going to see a movie."
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:03 pm
lond Christmas
A blond goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blond says, "God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran
and 22 Baptists."
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 2:35 pm
I guess I need a joke goes and thinks of one.
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