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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:04 pm
granted but then the emotes come alive and eat you in the middle of the night and you die a slow, painful death.
i wish i got to see Up.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:45 pm
Granted but the movie theater blows up and kills everyone in it the moment the movie starts.
I wish that I was like Jean Gray!! (a telekinetic! Woot!)
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:48 pm
granted, but then you get a brain hemorage (however you spell that blaugh ) and you die
I wish i wasnt such a psychopath!
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:18 am
Granted, but then life is too boring, and you wake up one day......and die WWeeeeelllll, now for my wish....hm......
I wish my dreads were as long as my grandfather's
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:22 pm
Granted but then they turn into deadly snakes and they bite you and you die.
I wish my muse wasn't making me write all the time!
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:05 pm
Granted but then when you do write it's complete crap and you have nothing to right about!
I wish I had a puppy...
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:36 pm
Wish granted but it grows up ,Mauls you and leaves you to a slow and painful death
I wish i Had a Armory.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:21 pm
Granted.
But it's MY armory. That's sounds painful enough.
I wish I was 10 feet tall.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:28 pm
Granted but the insides of you don't grow and you die.
I wish I had a pocket full pantyhose....
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:35 pm
Granted, but you can never take them out, and your pockets will always be overflowing with them!
I wish I could heal myself through magical powers.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:09 pm
Wish granted, but you will spend the rest of your life in a state of eternal bleeding, thereby forcing you to heal yourself constantly.
I wish for ten more wishes. XD
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:12 pm
Granted, but each wish has such an extremely strict set of rules that hardly any wish can actually be made.
I wish I had a horsey!
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:32 pm
Granted, but your horsey has AIDS and is also in a state of eternal bleeding, thereby giving you AIDS when you touch it or get its blood on you.
I wish bad things would happen to everyone but me.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:20 pm
Granted, but only minuscule bad things happen to everyone else, and nothing good happens to you, ever.
I wish I could find a good wish to be answered so it actually may hold some relevance.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:54 pm
Suicidesoldier#1 Granted, but only minuscule bad things happen to everyone else, and nothing good happens to you, ever. I wish I could find a good wish to be answered so it actually may hold some relevance. Wish granted. You read on a peice of paper, "I wish I were a new man." How relevant, and yet you turn into a new man: a baby crying and wetting himself. I wish I weren't so bored. :/
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