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Now listen up your prehistoric morons! THIS... is my BOOMSTICK!!!!

Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped; turned upside down;
And I'd like to take a minute;
just sit down, James;
I'll tell you how I became the undisputed King of Card Games.


In northeastern Africa, born and raised;
in the palace was where I spent most of my days
chilling out max and relaxin' all the while,
or playing some card games right beside the Nile.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
starting making trouble in my neighborhood!
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared;
they said "You're moving in with Yugi and his Grandpa downstairs!"


I wound up in Japan and things were less clear;
like I couldn't kill folks for losing card games here!
If anything, I could say that this place is lame;
but I thought, "Nah forget it I'll play some card games!"


I bought card game booster packs, seven or eight;
and I yelled at the old man "Yo, Homes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair!

Try, and figure THAT out! xd

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

"It's... it's... 1006."

"Really?"

"Really, Nappa. Kick his a**!"

"YAAAAAAAAY!!!"

"Piccolo, are you a yoshi?"

"...Yeah, Goku, I'm a green f***ing dinosaur!"

"Can... can I ride you?"

so i hear u liek mudkipz...
- Anonymous

I did my time, and I want out! So effusive-fade! It doesn't cut, this soul is not so vibrant. The reckoning, the sickening. Packaging subversion. Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion. Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves! Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save. Sinking in, getting smaller again. I´m done! It has begun, I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all... We Throw ourselves against the wall... But no-one else can see... The preservation of the martyr in me...

Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.

There are cracks on the road we laid. But where the temple fell, the secrets have gone mad. This is nothing new, but when we killed it all Hate was all we had! Who needs another mess, we could start over. Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong! Now there's only emptiness, venomous insipid I think we're done, I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all... We Throw ourselves against the wall... But no-one else can see... The preservation of the martyr in me...

Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial. Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.

The limits of the dead! The limits of the dead! The limits of the dead!

Fake anti-fascist lie, (Psychosocial) I've tried to tell you, but (Psychosocial) Your purple hearts are giving out. (Psychosocial) Can't stop the killing idea, (Psychosocial) If it's hunting season. (Psychosocial) Is this what you want? (Psychosocial) I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all... We Throw ourselves against the wall... But no-one else can see... The preservation of the martyr in me...

And the rain will kill us all... We Throw ourselves against the wall... But no-one else can see... The preservation of the martyr in me...
-Psychosocial, Slipknot

Hey! I am the Lizard king. I can do Anything! Raise your hands if you understand! Alive, any of you alive -- let's take a poll -- how many of you know you're really alive?! [numerous people raise their hands and yell] BULLSHIT! Plastic soldiers in a miniature dirt war! C'mon! How many of you people know you're alive? How many of you people know you're really alive!
-Jim Morrison

"The movie will begin in five moments," the mindless voice announced. All those unseated will await the next show. We filed slowly, languidly into the hall. The auditorium was vast and silent. As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued, "The program for this evening is not new. You've seen this entertainment through and through. You've seen your birth, your life and death. You might recall all the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?"
Is everybody in?... Is everybody in?... Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin...
-Jim Morrison

There are things known and things unknown and in between are The Doors." -- Jim Morrison

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher.
Come on baby, light my fire —
Come on baby, light my fire —
Try to set the night on fire
-Light my Fire, Jim Morrison

When the doors of perception are opened, things will be as they truly are.
-Jim Morrison

I know at least, oh my god, at least 127 words. And i still prefer "********".
-Billy Connolly

All of the following are from The Joker, Dark Knight version.

[First lines] No, no, no, no... I kill the bus driver.

I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.


And I thought my jokes were bad.
How 'bout a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the table standing upright] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [he slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket] Ta-da! It's... [Turns to the men in the room] now, it's gone.
Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.

Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean...what happened? Did your–did your balls drop off? Hm?
I know why you chose to have your,little uh [clears throat], group therapy sessions in broad daylight; I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. You see, the Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning. [pointing at Lao via webcam] And as for the...television's so-called plan: Batman has no jurisdiction. He will find him and make him squeal. I know a squealer when I see one, and... [points at Lao, who shuts off the webcam]

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

[Tugging on a string connected to grenades] Ah, ah... let's not blow this out of proportion.
[
Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here's... my card.

Wanna know how I got these scars? [nods encouragingly] My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive... expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh! There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have [breaks a cue stick in half]... tryouts. [throws one half in between Gambol's men] Make it fast.

Look at me... LOOK. AT. ME!

See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day that he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. [laughs maniacally]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... we are tonight's entertainment! I have only one question: where is Harvey Dent?

You know, you remind me of my father. [holds knife to speaker's face] I hated my father.

[To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? [grabs her chin as she continuously tries to look away] C'mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, who was beautiful...like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…[she squirms, and he pulls her back] Hey. One day they carve her face. And we got no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!

I like this job. I like it.

Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [pushes the unconscious (or dead) driver out of the way] Oh, 'scuse me, I wanna drive.

Now there's a Batman.

[Batman races towards him on the Batpod] Come on. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! I want you to hit me! Come on. Do it! Hit me!

[After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next–[Batman pounds the Joker's hand and he comically waits to register the pain] See?

[To Batman,laughing] I- I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No…no, no. No, you…complete me.

[To Batman] They need you right now. But when they don't...they'll cast you out. Like a leper.
When the chips are down, these, uh, these "civilized people"...they'll eat each other.
You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.

How many of your friends have I killed?

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the… little… emotions. You see, in their… last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way...I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

You see, I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy, uh, dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! And do you know what they all have in common? They're cheap.

All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them.



I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit, and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so…boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know... I just do things.

It's all part of the plan.

There's no going back. You've changed things... forever.

The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. They're schemers, you know? Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

Freak? Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It's not about money, it's about sending a message - Everything burns!

I just want my phone call.

Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

And here... we... go.

It's a funny world we live in.

[To Batman] This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You won't kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because... you're just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan"…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics...because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die... well, then everyone loses their minds!

You made it! I'm so thrilled.

You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you?! No... you need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.

You see, madness, as you know, is... like gravity - all it takes is a little push!

Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high.
-Joker

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
-Alfred Pennyworth

That's enough for one post...

lol, my one post trumped like 3 pages of everybody else's post.