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 Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:52 pm
Thank you, Lois.
In sports, Bane's suspension has been reduced to twenty-five games after several officials were found beaten in their home. Bane and the Injustice Wolves deny all knowledge of the attacks.
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:09 pm
The Kapow Action News theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening, it's May 25th and this is Kapow Action News. All Nexus news, all the time.
We here at Kapow Action News would like to take a moment to remember those who have given their lives to protect the United States and it's citizens.
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We know that not all members of the Nexus may be American but you too can take a moment to remember those who have died in defense of your nation whether you be Canadian, French, or British(etc).
Our top story is the overnight appearance of a radio station....WLEX. Leslie Willis, aka Livewire, is running the station. She has called out Kapow Action News, Snow White, and Norman Osborn in the first week of broadcasts.
Here with a little background on Livewire is our own Lois Lane.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:21 pm
Thank you, Lana.
Citizens of my hometown, Metropolis are well familiar with Livewire. She's what some may call a "shock jock" in more ways than one. She's most well known for lampooning popular and upstanding citizens such as Superman. Now I tell you, who would bash Superman of all people. He's done so much for the world! Unfortunately, she blames him for her.. condition even though he actually saved her life. Since then, she's allied herself with several villains of Metropolis including Poison Ivy and Parasite. She is able to manipulate electricity as she is actually composed of energy herself. Her blasts can stun people, so be careful if she confronts you! Luckily, she's weak against water.
She's suddenly shown up in the Nexus. Kapow Action News has no knowledge of her intentions. However, it makes us wonder if she's got a plan. Given her past track record with the types of people she allies herself with, is she planning on taking down the Nexus? Should we be worried and what does Superman think of all of this? We can't say but we will keep an eye out on this story.
Lana, back to you.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:27 pm
Thank you Lois.
In other news, the bounty on Gallant Girl is still live. No one has caught Ms Flynn yet although it is known that she is being hunted.
In sports, the Bayou Boppers have finally replaced their manager, Bruce Wayne, with Mr d**k Grayson.
And finally, the Rumorang has heard rumblings of certain citizens of the Nexus looking into running for some type of political office, even though no such position currently exists.
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:56 pm
The Kapow Action News theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening, it's May 27th and this is Kapow Action News. All Nexus news, all the time.
Our top story is a shooting that took place today at the Bistro. Snow White was in the Bistro with her children today when a shooter open fire on the building. Prince Charming was also present and received a bullet wound but tended to by Ms White at the scene.
Lois, what can you tell us on the shooting?
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:02 pm
Thank you, Lana.
From witness accounts and security tape footage, I've been able to partially piece together what happened. Snow White's daughter entered the building and soon after, shots were fired that landed near the girl and near Mrs. Wolf. Prince Charming did indeed get a bullet wound to the side.
Strangely, the shots ceased when a mysterious wind began to kick up dust which obscured the view of the intended targets. The shots seemed to be coming from outside of the establishment and no person nor the footage gives any hint at who this assailant could have been.
Examining the scene, there are several bullet holes in the wall and bar. Bullets were retrieved from the scene and were found to be made of silver. From what I have been able to determine. Mrs. Wolf's husband is weak against silver. Perhaps her children are as well. If the bullets were silver, that would tend to imply that the girl was the target. Who would shoot at a 5 year old girl? What kind of cold-hearted person would do such a thing and WHY? If anyone out there has any information on this case, please PM us here at Kapow Action news. We need to find out who is behind such a dastardly act.
Lana, back to you.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:13 pm
Thanks, Lois.
In other news, Wormwood, owner of the Pit and the Pendulum, announced today on Livewire's radio show that he is withdrawing the bounty on Courtney Flynn. He declared that he took care of Gallant Girl himself when she attacked the bar again by capturing her somehow. We'll try to follow up on this story if we can.
Lucifer Morningstar has spread mysterious phrases about the Nexus recently, painting them upon various buildings. The reason for the "graffiti" is unknown at this time.
In sports, the Injustice Wolves game against Doom's Demons was called at 5-5 when Bane, Killer Croc, and Blockbuster charged the opposing team's bench to assault the Wrecking Crew. The Nexus Baseball League is sure to had down suspensions.
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:26 pm
We here at Kapow Action News regret that there will be no news tonight due to the illness of our ace reporter, Lois Lane. Get well soon, Lois.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:32 pm
The Kapow Action News theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening, it's June 9th and this is Kapow Action News. All Nexus news, all the time.
Our top story is that we're back from hiatus after Lois's lengthy illness. Our ace reporter had a bout with the Kryptonian flu. But you can't keep Lois Lane down and here she is with a special report. Lois?
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:41 pm
Thank you, Lana. It's great to be back!
During my time away, I was suffering from.. something. At first I was just ill. I thought I had allergies. However, soon after I burst into flames and not long after I turned into ice. I was also running around thinking I was Superwoman for a while. Surprisingly, it was Dr. Essex and Donald Blake that joined forces to cure me. We aren't really sure what caused it but I'm feeling fabulous now and I thank them whole-heartedly for their assistance.
In other news, during the weekend some odd characters visited the Nexus. Fortunately, citizens were polite hosts and a good time was had by all. The guests seem to have left but we hope they enjoyed their stay here. Perhaps they will return someday? At this time, we cannot guess
It has also come to our attention that Mrs. Betty Ross Banner has had some interesting side effects to a serum created for her by her husband Mr. Bruce Banner. Apparently, Mrs. Banner had been suffering from an unknown but potentially fatal illness for a number of years. She's managed to stay well by taking a serum. Mr Banner created a new serum in an attempt to squash some unpleasant side effects caused by Mrs. Banner's original serum. This "new serum" has caused Mrs. Banner to transform into something that's eerily similar to "She-Hulk". She appears to still have her mental capacities although there was a situation in the Bistro last night where Mrs. Banner lost her temper when she thought someone was flirting with her husband. We're not sure if there will be other serums or whether her current state is permanent. We'll keep an eye on this story as it progresses.
Lana, back to you!
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:48 pm
A lot has happened, Lois.
In other news, we will soon have our first in studio interview as Wade Wilson has agreed to sit down with me so we can discuss his new venture, Super Drama Island. Mr Wilson will talk about himself and what Super Drama Island is all about.
In sports, the Nexus is toying with the idea of hosting a football league this year that would rival the local baseball league. The four team format will be kept with the teams being formed of local citizens. The largest obstacle to the formation of the league so far consist of worries about how the supervillains would treat the game. Football involves tackling and tremendous hits and concerns have been expressed about the idea of headhunters appearing.
That's all for Kapow Action News. This is Lana Lang signing off. And remember...if it matters to you then it matters to us.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:47 pm
The Kapow Action News theme kicks in.
Welcome to Kapow Action News with your anchor, Lana Lang, and ace reporter, Lois Lane.
Good evening, it's June 11th and this is Kapow Action News. All Nexus news, all the time.
Tonight we bring a special in studio interview. I'd like to welcome Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, to our show.
Thank you for granting this interview Mr Wilson. I was wondering if you could let our viewers get to know you a little bit. Please tell us about yourself.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:53 pm
Well, there's all the basis.. I'm a mercenary. I supported Iron Man in the Civil War. Mainly 'cause I got a badge. Norman Osborn is where he is because of me . . . . . don't think I did that fior free, Normy!
ANYWAY! I'm also hosting a wonderful new Game Show this summer season!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:54 pm
Er yes....Mr Wilson. I was getting to that. So your game show....what's it called and how did you think of it?
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:57 pm
ell, it's called Super Drama Island. And I'm not quite sure how I did it. I can tell you that I did NOT come up with it by watching Cartoon Network! Really!
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