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 Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:00 pm
Kerobian Lyssan Kerobian *Takes out a sheet of paper and writes 100 words on the subject...but when he hands it in, Lyssan finds that it is written in Voidtongue* translation, please... so that we can share your thoughts, not all of us speak the words of the void... some can barely hear them... *Quickly grabs the paper and rewrites it in spanish* Note: Hablas Espanol? latin... maybe... for a bit of french... but spanish nope... sorry ne comprendez
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:03 pm
*Rewrites it in English...but in middle English...Chaucer would be proud*
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:07 pm
lyssan strikes a teacher-persona and stares at him... are we having fun yet? nope we are not... read this to the class, kerobian... in all three languages... please...
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:15 pm
*Easily reads it in Voidtongue and Spanish, and then, with a hint of an accent, reads it in middle English*
Si, mi profesora...Estoy teniendo mucho diversion.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:34 pm
lyssan tries to keep a straight face but fails miserably... zel... what say ye about kero's report... how should we grade it?
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:21 pm
i say fail him and no excuses
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:32 pm
XxDeWinged_Angel_LoverxX i say fail him and no excuses kind of hard to fail someone who's doing a report on why annoying pirates and the kama sutra don't mix.... rolleyes ... i was hoping he come up with some solid examples.... rofl rofl rofl rofl twisted pg-13 examples of course stare rolleyes
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:46 pm
true well hes not the only one whos hormnes are high latley
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:09 pm
Suddenly shouts out in flawless English:
1) Their Natures make it impossible for them to read the book to the end, oftentimes they fall down laughing within three pages of starting to read.
2) Usually, they either attempt to perform what they have read...enough said on the subject.
3) The kama sutra is a book rated only for ages 18 and up. Most Annoying pirates that I am familiar with are below that age, if only by a year or so.
4) Oftentimes...the book is illustrated...enough said on that subject, too.
5) The most important reason: Two things that are equally annoying and nughty, only in different ways, should never, ever be mixed together.
And teach...that be 107 words...and five good reasons....I get an A.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:14 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl beautiful..... blaugh rolleyes rofl
we should post that one on the main bulletin board... except the principal would probably tear it down....
ok... lesson one... stink bombs.... can anyone here give me three good uses and one bad one for the use of stink bombs...
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:18 pm
*Sits down in his chair and pulls out his iPod...blaring Nickelback at full volume*
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:28 pm
that's it... if ye can't play it loud enough for us all to hear clearly then turn the dang thing off... stare
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:37 pm
*Turns it up so that the entire class clutches their ears in annoyance, as he is now blaring the "barney" song at full volume*
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:41 pm
Kerobian *Turns it up so that the entire class clutches their ears in annoyance, as he is now blaring the "barney" song at full volume* he has become so annoying that there is a knock on the door... when lyssan opens it, mr. rogers steps in and asks everyone to be good neighbors.... cringing, she gently pushes him back outside.... and turns to stare at the class.... ok... who's spirit walking here... i mean i loved the dude... but let's leave him on the other side... ok?... i know what happened... sheesh, kero, ye've woken the dead.... gonk
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:43 pm
*Immediately snaps his fingers and returns the souls and dead to their graves, then snaps them again and summons all four teletubbies to dance around the teacher*
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