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 Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:23 am
hmm.... I'll be some random person o-o Name: Dijems (Nicknames: DJ, JemJem, Jemmy) Age: Unknown, by her facial appearance and bust she looks around 15. Other than that, she has the height of a new born baby. Position wanted: Bar Tender? GET THE STOOL OUT! Description and/or appearance:  Race: GNOME! Gender: Female Other Info: She got lost after some idiot got sick of her voice and fired her out of a cannon to the other side of the world. She got stuck in the chimney (thus her entrance will be getting jammed in the chimney... lol) She also has a slightly mild tongue..... when angry that is.. As the two spoke, a noise could be heard - a high pitched screeching as someone flew through the air and- got jammed in the chimney...... nothing could be heard for a while until a squeaky voice spoke
"I'm gonna get that stupid *censor?* for this! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN CHIMNEY!
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:23 pm
((Oh you and your world of Warcraft!))
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:49 pm
Saberie ((Oh you and your world of Warcraft!)) // I couldn't resist ;< I have a lvl 61 (or 62 I forgot) orc hunter, but I rarely play anymore X3 OMG my birthdays in less than a week omgomgomgomg -splode- //
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:17 pm
// wanna RP? I'm stuck in teh chimney X3 -like Zoro during the Water 7 arc lol- //
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:37 pm
Donzan's ear perked up as she heard a faint scream coming from the chimney. "Hello...?" She called, walking downstairs and sticking her head up to see, shielding her eyes with her hand to prevent any debris from falling.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:44 pm
// The Pirate Epic Fail Song // Dijems looked at the face of the person. She was pretty angry at the minute. Well.. who wouldn't be? She had just been shot out of a cannon and called annoying almost over nine thousand times!
"Gemme down from here! I can't get out~!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:15 pm
"Ah crap, is the chimney haunted again? " Michael reaches over the bar and pulls out an M16 with holy grenade launcher attachment. " Third fricking time this week." He yelled up the chimney, "You have 6 seconds to un-haunt my chimney or so help me St. Michael I will exorcisize the hell outta you!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:17 pm
"Holy... grenade...? Isn't that from Monty-..." The masked woman shook her head. "I don't think a ghost could get stuck in a chimney, don't they have to be... solid... for that to work?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:27 pm
" I never really payed that much attention to ghosts....but as long as its not a demon or a ghost, technically this shouldn't kill them. I hope." He stuck the gun up the chimney, "Oh well I guess there is only one way to find out!" He pulled the trigger on the grenade launcher.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:28 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:33 pm
"Says the girl why tried to dissect a ghost cat. Anyways when you live as long as I have then you can question my sanity. Until then: My fricking chimney has been haunted sixteen times this month. And ghosts are like; cockroaches, ninjas, and herpies. You gotta start earlier otherwise they overrun everything."
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:34 am
// eek //
She hadnt been expecting the grenade. As it blew up, she was sent flying upwards in the air again. When she fell back down, it was through the chimney, but she didn't get stuck. The gnome, now covered in soot, glared at the owner of the grenade
"What the hell was that for?!?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:06 am
"For getting stuck in the chimney." Donzan replied, her eyes widened when she took a good look at the woman. "You... You're so tiny." She exclaimed, pulling out a magnifying lens and flashlight and crouched down, inspecting the gnome. "Fascinating... truely fascinating..."
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:47 am
He put his hand on her shoulder and pulled donzan back. " Little piece of advice, if your not immortal, never call a dwarf tiny."
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:54 am
Her eyebrow twitched
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING TINY??! AND I'M NOT A DWARF! I'M A GNOME!"
She was stood up, though she looked like a dwarf sitting down due to her height. The two people towered over her
"Where the hell am I anyway? I'm really frustrated after being shot out of a cannon then having a grenade blow up in my face after getting stuck in a chimney!"
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