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 Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:01 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:17 pm
Mistress DragonFlame "Wiiiiith...! A hearing!" *laughs* Really? I would Have oput. " Right We'll have buiscuits then tea... Oh no not tea. Fine not tea.. Right nOW LETS KILL HIM!" Answer to last one. "That rabbit is dynomite!"
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Mistress DragonFlame Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:18 pm
Aludra_lyra Mistress DragonFlame "Wiiiiith...! A hearing!" *laughs* Really? I would Have oput. " Right We'll have buiscuits then tea... Oh no not tea. Fine not tea.. Right nOW LETS KILL HIM!" Answer to last one. "That rabbit is dynomite!" ... "European, or african swallow?" (King auther at the Bridge of death)
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:23 pm
WHAT? A real Frog?!
Yes.
Constable Clitris thought it was some sort of mock frog!
MOCK FROG! We use no artificial products or ingredeants of any kind!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:20 am
*obviously see's that no one else is going to post crying *
DEAD PARROT! Real dead parrot, run up the curtains, sung with the choir invisible, kicked the bucket... if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:19 pm
EL:Spare a talent for an old ex-leper, sir.
B : Did you say -- ex-leper?
EL : That's right, sir. (he salutes) ... sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, thank you sir.
B : What happened?
EL : I was cured, sir.
B : Cured?
EL : Yes sir, a bloody miracle, sir. Bless you.
B : Who cured you?
EL : Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.
M : You could go and get yourself a decent job, couldn't you?
EL : Look, sir, my family has been in begging six generations. I'm not about to become a goat-herd, just because some long-haired conjuror starts mucking about.
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:26 pm
"this parrot is no more... it has ceased to be!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:45 am
"The castle of AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:54 pm
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:38 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:06 pm
"I am the Black Knight! I am invincible!"
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