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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:29 pm
Fortunately, you landed on a truck bed full of pillows!
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:42 pm
Unfortunately, the pillows spontaneously burst into flames.
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:59 pm
 Fortunately, I was really Shang Tsung, so I just morphed into Sub-Zero and put the fire out.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:50 pm
Unfortunately,you then fell out of the truck and landed on the road,breaking both of your legs xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:14 am
Fortunately I was sleeping, so it was just a dream, and I woke up. 
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:46 am
Unfortunately,you bed spontaneously burst into flames just like your dream! :O
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:55 pm
Fortunately, you had marshmellows on you, so you raosted some up, while telling scary stories to yourself.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:47 pm
Unfortunately the stories came true and I was attacked by the dark demons in my mind.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:04 am
fortionately
squarlzilla saved you
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:42 pm
Unfortunately, He mugged you and took all your clothes and money and left you in the middle of nowhere.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:38 pm
Fortunately I was picked up by Aliens. (I consider it a good thing)
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:01 pm
Unfortunately, they weren't aliens, but were government agents ready to interrogate you.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:07 am
Fortunately, it turned out i was the president, so i ordered them to drop me off in Vegas. 
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:24 am
Unfortunately, the casino owner that you duped a few years ago has a huge grudge, and when he saw you...
well, it wasn't pretty.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:33 pm
Fortunately, when i got done suing him for the damage he caused to me, I was a millionaire. 
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