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 Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:24 am
And Jesus was all like "Yo It's J-Unit!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:27 am
And Larry was like ok, come in and have some pie.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:40 pm
But the pie-baby had been eaten!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:16 pm
So they called in the emergency replacement cake-baby (which wasn't as good as a pie-baby but would suffice).
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:05 pm
KarmaKitty So they called in the emergency replacement cake-baby (which wasn't as good as a pie-baby but would suffice). So Jesus says "I WANTED PIE, BIOTCH !!!" ... and Larry killed him for his insolence... and ate teh cake-baby...
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:53 pm
So, then god got all mad at Larry, for killing his son and made many bad things happen such as...
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:22 am
...Larry's wife was kidnapped and held for ransom.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:36 am
By the Kumquat Mofia and their friends the Kiwi Yakuza 
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:40 am
So Larry hired a contract killer to whack the guys that were holding his wife ransom.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:43 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:49 am
And Larry cried because he had already spent the money.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:35 pm
The money he worked so hard at hooters to earn, leaving him to regret ever getting that operation in the first place.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:38 pm
So it came to pass that Larry the llama had to resort to a lifetime of contract killing, and petty shoplifting in order to survive in the harsh cruel world... until one day....
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:47 pm
When Larry got mugged by a hobo, he came to a realization...
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:52 pm
He finally realized that the hobo just stole his money! so he ran after that b*****d hobo, but as he rounded the corner...
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