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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:11 pm
ninja
Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKS!!
~Chibichrisi~
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:55 pm
"Chapter 1
The story so far:
In the beginning, the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Chapter 1, 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe', Douglas Adams.
So there.
xd xp sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:29 am
"May there be Peace throughout the world! Gentlemen, load your guns!!!" Actually said at a shooting competition I was at.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:33 pm
"A good friend will pick you back up when you fall, but your best friend will laugh and trip you again."
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enshokukitsune Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:52 pm
That sounds like me Kuro.... surprised
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:35 am
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. "
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:37 am
"I don't know who or what god is, but I do know that he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together...."
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:28 pm
"never Trust a Ninja, They end Up Dissappearing... Usualy with your wallet!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:40 pm
"Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, Voices, YOU CAN'T STOP THE VOICES!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:41 pm
"There's no tags on my luggage thanks to the Full-Body Waxinator!" - Captain Qwark
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:54 pm
Tucker: "Church, we have a problem."
Church: "I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me everytime one of you does something that the other doesn't like."
Tucker: "I'm telling you he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking to me in a scary voice."
Caboose: "No I didn't."
Tucker: "Oh, so your saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it as a birthday present?"
Caboose: "You know, I think your taking my words a little out of context."
Tucker: "What, what context?"
Church: "Listen guys, this competition thing, has got to stop, OK? I thought we established by now that-"
Doc: "Excuse me."
Church: "Hey pal, one second ok? I'm in the middle of something here. I thought we established by now that I don't like either of you, ok? So competing for my attention is not going to do you any good."
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:09 pm
I got this in an e-mail from a friend of mine:
Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:14 pm
Silver Gryphon I got this in an e-mail from a friend of mine: Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. So let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
"A good friend will pick you back up when you fall, but your best friend will laugh and trip you again."
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:15 pm
What are the three things that can make an NCO (sargent or corporal) run for cover.
When the Colonel says, "You know, I've been thinking that..."
When the Lieutenant sayd, "Its been my experience that..."
And when the Chief Warrant Officer says, "Hey watch this s**t!"
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