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ARG i waz typin this and then my computer decided teh be a ding wad firschtaken wikshumschnicker akemi pit muncher and freeze on me so i had teh unplug it stare well anyway...
DAY 2 mrgreen
cecrops waz on stage and he waz really funny and junk too 3nodding he kept makin fun of his hair on xena... rofl OH and someone asked him a question if there waz a bathroom on deh ship and he said "honey we were SURROUNDED by deh ocean 3nodding we just went to deh side and let loose" rofl oh cecrops yuu joker rofl
well anyway after that they showed clips from b*tch slap and it looked really candeh eek and everyone cheered when deh nuns came on rofl then some of deh actors and directors walked on stage. OH OH and michael hurst waz there in character and he waz really funny and pervy xd then SOMEONE yelled out from deh audience that it waz a really bad movie and people shouldnt see it and it goes against god rofl michael started talkin at some part about a tiger thong that he had and sister batrill started prayin whee BUT they warmed up 3nodding she sat on his lap and everyone started a massage train while one of deh directer people were talkin 3nodding
THEN jennifer-ward leland (boadiccea) and michael hurst came on and showed a slide show 3nodding didjeh know they were married? eek cuz i didnt eek OH OH OH and lookit this! she dont look like boadiccea at all! eek AT ALL! SEE! everyone waz like "who deh crotch ish that?" anyway they were really funny together 4laugh i took this picture of them but they were talkin about their dead cats so they had weird faces on whee
anyway i THINK after that i took my picture with callisto 4laugh that line waz even HUGER then lao mas gonk but i waz sooooo excited when i saw her eek and she waz actually fun when takin pictures 3nodding lao ma waz just sorta standin there and kinda smilin 3nodding with hudson i got teh put my arm around her and she put her arm around me 3nodding good times good times. ARG but my hand waz soooo sweaty xd thats why i has it in a fist xd she waz funny too cuz right befor i took a picture she started chewin some gum and she waz like "its for yur own protection kid 3nodding trust me"
THEN after that she went on stage and she waz like deh most funny of EVERYONE eek SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY eek well most of deh time she waz just talkin about her boobs and her crotch whee or talkin to them.... and whenever someone asked her about work shes like "i dont wanna talk about that gonk we can talk about boobies or crotch but work.... thats personal stare " kekekeke OH ALSO she hated hercules xd she waz just talkin about how she saw it once and hated it so much cuz he waz such a macho loser and thought it waz funny how she ended up workin there rofl but she waz like hissin and droolin when she met him so she freaked him out and she kept annoyin him by followin him and grabbin his hand rofl heheheheheh rofl oh she liked xena tho 3nodding OH and deh dress shes wearin got auctioned off for $1000 or somthin eek
OH OH there waz another auction! surprised deh dresses xena wore in here she comes miss amphipolis got auctioned off for 750 each mrgreen and i won a poster signed by gabby and xena for 150 4laugh
THEN there were more autographs and that waz fun 4laugh
THENNNNNNNN i went teh deh lucy lawless concert and took soooooo many pictures gonk me and mozzi there she waz a good singer! OH and cat crimmins who i guess ish famous for being a xenite somehow neutral well she waz there and shes really funny 3nodding she waz dressed for a nun as part of it and came out lecturin lucy who waz dressed as a naughty school girl and lucy waz all "i guess im just not deh little girl my parents wanted me teh be" rofl rofl ahahahaaaaaaaa. gabby said that in deh first episode if none of yuu caught that ninja
other piccysssss
1 2 3 4 5 she looks like meg rofl 6 7 in this pictures shes pointin teh me and sayin "wowza! that guys cool! yupsiree" 8 9 funny face rofl 10 11 12 13 14
THEN when i came back i saw steven sears michael and jennifer all sing in deh cabaret 3nodding they were good mrgreen and sal just did some weird stuff ninja i dont wanna talk about it ninja

Haha, I can imagine.
It was a work out just to look at them all.
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...I was wondering that too.
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I bet she did it because of a subber high demand request or something.

It kind of looked like the whipped cream that Meg had on in the first one, but then they added the black stuff, and I was like...uh... ninja

OK OK last day! 4laugh
me and mozzi dressed up but i didnt take a picture of that gonk durn memory card could only hold 560 pictures and i kinda used mostly all of it ninja ANYWAY we dressed up and went teh breakfast with some other xenites WHERE I WAZ FREEZIN! eek i had a sleevless open vest and had goose bumps all over! gonk ummmmmmmm OH RIGHT so when we were walkin teh breakfast michael hurst and jennifer ward leland went right past us and i waz like "OH HEY! eek ISH YUU! eek " and they were like "NO! eek ISH YUU! eek " and i waz like "OMG YUR RIGHT! eek it ish me!" so yea. that waz fun rofl then more celebritys came by and sat with us at breakfast 3nodding FIRST jennifer came and she saw me and waz like "its yuu! surprised " and i felt all special 4laugh and she sat next teh me so i felt EXTRA special 4laugh then hudson came and sat next teh me 4laugh her friend waz on deh microphone sayin somthin and she waz like "ew mad that voice ish so annoyin mad she talks like shes from brooklyn and shes so loud mad " then she started talkin in a brooklyn accent really loud so deh whole room could hear her rofl and THEEEEN one of deh other xenites were like "this ish his first time here!" and i waz all "yupsir doodly! 4laugh " then hudson wal all "oh! dooya like it" and i waz all "HECK YEA! eek ISH GREAT! eek " then she started rubbin my back and pinchin my cheek and i waz SOOOOOOOO happy i almost fainted xd
then then then michael hurst came by and pretended teh be australian 3nodding i missed victoria pratt tho cuz i had teh take a piccy with renee oconnor whee but i heard that when she came by she asked mozzi about me 4laugh
DEH LINE FOR RENEE WAZ HUUUUUUUGE!!!! eek it waznt just a line! they filled a whole room with people! eek and she waz dressed up in somthin from ark deh webseries 3nodding she waz really nice too 4laugh and i got teh shake her hand and put my arm around her then smile like a idiot after i super thanked her for takin a picture 3nodding i dont got deh picture yet tho whee gotta have it mailed teh me gonk
ok so AFTER ALL THAT there were more music videos 3nodding OH and some xenites dressed up in xena costumes and made a xena musical based on wicked and it took place thru deh whole series 4laugh it waz SOOOOOOOOO great 4laugh egads i hope they sell it so i can show it at deh minicon ninja
then michael hurst dressed up as deh widow twanky whos a reeeeally funny character he played in hercules rofl shes a pervy irish drunk dance teacher rofl and jennifer interviewed her rofl
THEN vicky prat went on and she waz like just as funny as hudson 4laugh she kept strikin random poses too and talkin about how cute she waz rofl then someone waz talkin about their dog and it waz a breed between a rotweiler and some really tiny dog like a chiuaua or somthin ninja and vicky looked around and said "ok DONT judge me stare cuz i kno half of yuu were thinkin it stare but issit weird of me that i really wish i coulda seen that happen? ninja " ahahaha well anyway MORE PICCYS
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yea i thought if i had teh suffer i would make sure yuu did too 3nodding

aw yea she had some skimpy lady paint deh white stuff on her and deh black stuff waz suppose teh be symbolic? ninja for...somthin ninja i donno.

I'll read about day 3 tomorrow. I'm beyond exhausted, but Fenny was being too interesting for me to leave her. Now, I can just barely type, and it's taking me 3 times as long as it should to just post this. gonk

Night night guys! heart