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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:50 am
Until I was 9 I didnt know my mother....even though I spent the first 5 years of my life living with her...... my dad looked after me after that, I think it was the trauma of the divorce that made me forget her...... ninja
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:22 pm
That's really sad, Fire. I'm sorry.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:30 am
Hellsing Retard That's really sad, Fire. I'm sorry.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:53 pm
at the age of 4 I believed that my baby brother was my own living doll.....
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:49 pm
I'm pretty sure I thought that shampoo was edible..... I was wrong.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:58 am
When I was four I used to bark at dogs...but only if they were smaller than me. If they were bigger than me (nine times out of ten they were, I was a petite child) I would start to cry.
When I was five I used to eat paper. Toilet paper, tissue paper, books, computer paper.
Then someone told me that paper came from trees.
So I went around licking trees in my backyard. That soon stopped when I saw a dog 'mark his territory' on a tree.
When I was six I wanted to be nocturnal. Partially because it sounded so much better than diurnal (or whatchamacalit.) Worked well, until my parents found out what I was doing.
When I was nine I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet at night, a monster would come out of my toilet/shower and eat me. My parents weren't too happy about that.
When I was ten I had an unnatural obsession with the discovery health channel and would frequently walk around the house with a doll stuffed under my shirt, pretending to be pregnant.
Until I found out how the babies came out.
When I was eleven I wanted to be a avian-human crossbreed. So I went swung as high as I could on a swing and jumped.
...And now I have an aquired fear of heights.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:35 am
I used to eat paper cups. Like, dixie cups. I liked the taste of wax, ink and paper on my tongue.
And to this very day, I masochistically eat all really hot foods when they're still really hot. When I was younger, I thought it needed to be eaten hot or it would taste bad. I now like the sensation of not being able to feel certain portions of your tongue for a minute.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:26 pm
LOL
Methinks I used to like the way ink tasted, too.
I chewed on the ends of those cheap papermate pens.
Until one day one exploded in my mouth. ;o;
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:52 pm
i swore that tony the tiger was real... that and chuky cheese was an evil place.
i also thought that i would get lost inside a ball pit (i blame my dad for scaring me) so i never played in one. XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:04 pm
I used to think that that the power rangers were real, and my cousin amanda was the pink ranger. This was about 3-4.
I also used to believe that there were giant furry snakes (because THAT'S not easy enough to make a joke about) that would jump out of trees at my babysitters house and try to eat me and the womans daughter. 5-6.
I also used to think that a womans "chest" was toys. So I sometimes grabbed at them >_>...like my doctor, babysitters older daughter.....and my cousin amanda. And ONLY once. I never told anybody else, and I never did it again. Age 3-4 (this went hand in hand with the power ranger thing).
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:41 pm
i always thought the ring finger would make all the bad stuff go away for whatever you did and youd get off santas naughty list XD i found out that it wasnt true at 9 XD
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:05 pm
i always thought that hands would come out of toliets as a child.
-.-
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