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 Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:23 pm
1.
Now the Hallenja (Monster) is dead....you flee the Cavern with you new Summon: Ifrit....but Francine wants you to take her somewhere...but which place do you choose?:
A) Your House...
B)Mall (It's been a while...and her clothes are definetly not in style!)
C)Your Chocobo Ranch...where Francine meets her old friend Ester!
D)A Beach....she's gotta work on her tan!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:12 am
B.
"Who needs sleep?" you think to yourself. Theres a starbucks in the food court.
OMG there out of mocha frappicino, what will you do now, Your very soul depends on it.
A) Demand it! (If I scream it has to apear and without spit in it.)
B) Kill the food courtians
C) Go elsewhere and share a cup with Ifrit.
D) Rock back and forth crying/run around in panic till you pass out
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:57 pm
B)
Oh NO!....Ifrit's gone to sleep.....oh well...he'll be out for the next 10 Battles..but it's not you fault...you never knew Mocha Frappicion's sent mystical Fire Demons to sleep...but where to go now.....you have a happy Francine hanging off you....and you're really tired....and you've got Ester on the phone...but what to do?:
A) Go back to your house with Francine (...)
B) Help Ester feed your Chocobo's
C)Call Ester and take them both to the movies where you'll fall asleep...(O.o)
D)Go to the Hotel De Chocobo! (Right next door to your Chocobo Ranch!)
You better hurry up.....you're getting really sleepy..and you don't want to be out for the count of the next battles!
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:52 pm
D.
But the chocobos warking keep you up all night! You...
A. Kill the chocobos
B. Complain to the management
C. Use chocobo feathers as earplugs.
D. Eh, who needs sleep? Let's go look for random battles...
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:31 am
B. Complain to the management
You go down to the managers office and complain about the stupid squawking Chocobos. But, Adlez (who remembers Adlez?) scares the manager and throws you out onto the street. What now?
a) *kick Adlez* Stupid Moomba.
b) *sigh* Burn the hotel with some Fire spells.
c) *shoot Moomba* Stupid DEAD Moomba!
d) *kill manager* How DARE you be afraid of Adlez! He's cute and cuddly and... he ate my ear.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:12 pm
A)
Now....you've been ditched out of the hotel De Chocobo....and you need to go somewhere else to rest but where to go?:
A) Ester's House
B) Airship Cabins (Woot Airships!)
C) Your house with both of the girls
D)Just curl up in the overflowing gutter.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:50 pm
A) Ester's House
Adlez cries and runs to Ester's house. Because you love Moombas, you follow him to apologize.
At Ester's house, you find Adlez sobbing in the corner. YOu go over to him and he says, "WHY do you hate me?! What did I do to you?!" He then continues to cry. What do you do now?
a) Apologize.
b) Go to sleep.
c) IT CAN TALK?!
d) Run for it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:36 pm
C.
After you get over it, you apologize, but Ester's mad at you for mistreating cute cuddly creatures, and won't let you stay (but Adlez can). You...
A. Kick Ester out.
B. Impersonate Adlez.
C. Burn Ester's house.
D. Cry.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:38 pm
D.
You decide anything is better than having to deal with a Moomba that can talk. You do like Moomba's (not completely but hey, whatever), but that was just too much. So, now that Ester's house is out of the way you need another place to stay...
1. Your house. "Hey wait a minute. I do have a house!"
2. Francine's House. "I only wish she had a different name..."
3. Nowhere. "Well, I'm just plain ole tired..."
4. Back to Ester's. "But if that Moomba says a word I'll strangle him..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:19 pm
3.
So you collapse in the grass right outside Ester's. You wake up to find... a big monster running right at you! Still half-asleep, but powered by adrenaline, you...
A. Whip out your trusty sword!
B. Play dead.
C. Try to sweet-talk it.
D. Barricade yourself in Ester's house.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:47 pm
A.
Oh so you've whipped out that damn sword of your's have you?
Since you're still so very sleepy and you've got a hugh butt-ugly monster to beat.....you swing that sword like crazy...until the blade snaps when you hit that rock after cutting off that monsters head.....what do you do now?
A) Scream: "OH s**t BY SWORD!!!!"
B) Run around like a lunatic covered in Monster Blood.
C) Beg your Summons to make you a Ultimate Weapon Sword
D)*Shrug* And curl up in the Blood Soaked Grass outside of Ester's House....and be prepared to take a verbal beating from her.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:38 pm
A.
"Oh no that was my initialy equiped sword francine gave to me before she died. If she sees that I broke it she'll be pist. I cant get another one from the stores since they never sell intial equipment but i need to replace it. What to do?
A) Go buy a better sword(that one had low attributes anyway)
B) Run to the gold saucer and play on the roller coaster to win a replica that isnt weildable.
C) Start using hand-to-hand combat like a girl,
D)Go on a quest to find Odin and take His sword.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:43 pm
D)Go on a quest to find Odin and take His sword.
So, in the middle of the night, you leave a note on Ester's door that you're going to go hunt down Odin. All by yourself. You leave and run into a road that has three paths to choose from. One leads to a hall with two doors (how did that get out here?), another leads to a cave, and a third leads to some cheese.
a) Hall with two doors.
b) Cave.
c) Cheese.
d) Back to Ester's house.
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:33 pm
C.
You havn't eaten since you woke up that morning and blew off your chocobo lessons. Only one problem... How to eat your cheese?
A. Just eat a big chunk of it.
B. Make little sandwiches with the crackers from that convienience store convieniently located right there...
C. Summon Ifrit for some nacho cheese.
D. Only little girlies eat cheese; you go lookin' for some Sleipner-meat.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:13 pm
A. Just eat a big chunk of it.
As you eat your cheese you are attacked by sin span ninjas. what do you do?
A. kill them
B. invite the for cheese
C. play dead
D. fight them off with your sword in one hand and finish the cheese with the other hand
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