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courtney1029384756 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:50 pm
my turn
dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq.
I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary.
oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me.
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:18 pm
courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! O-O V I O L E N C E dang...... *no comment because I don't know what to say for it is so .... violent* Jingle bells in evil violent version? ^^;;
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:55 pm
Van_Hellraiser All aboard! Hahaha Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe. it's not too late To learn how to love, and forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you live the role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb Crazy, I just cannot bear I'm living with something that just isn't fair Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train TRY THIS ONE OUT LOL xd xd xd xd xd Well, that ones easy. Ozzy. Titans
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:55 pm
You Can't Kill The Metal
The Metal Will Live On
Punk-rock Tried To Kill The Metal
But They Failed, As They Were Smite To The Ground
New-wave Tried To Kill The Metal
But They Failed, As They Were Stricken Down To The Ground
Grunge Tried To Kill The Metal Ha,hahahahaha
They Failed, As They Were Thrown To The Ground
Aargh! Yeah! [x2]
No-one Can Destroy The Metal
The Metal Will Strike You Down With A Vicious Blow
We Are The Vanquished Foes Of The Metal
We Tried To Win For Why We Do Not Know
New-wave Tried To Destroy The Metal, But The Metal Had Its Way
Grunge Then Tried To Dethrone The Metal, But Metal Was In The Way
Punk-rock Tried To Destroy The Metal, But Metal Was Much Too Strong
Techno Tried To Defile The Metal, But Techno Was Proven Wrong
Yea!
Metal!
It Comes From Hell!
Titans
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:57 pm
My generation's for sale,
Beats a steady job.
How much have you got?
My generation don't trust no one,
Its hard to blame,
Not even ourselves.
The thing that's real for us is: fortune and fame,
All the rest seems like work.
Its just like Diamonds
In s**t.
I'm high class I'm a whore,
Actually both,
Basically I'm a pro,
We've all got our own style
(of baggage),
Why hump it yourself,
You've made me an offer that I can refuse,
(course either way I get screwed)
Counter proposal:
I go home & Jerk off.
It's truly a lie. I'm counterfeit myself,
It's truly a lie. I'm counterfeit myself,
You don't own, you don't own, you don't own,
You don't own what none can buy,
You don't own, neither do I.
High and mighty you say selling out is a sham,
Is that the name of your book?
Push a silver spoon in your a**,
No more holding us down,
(dog. down mutt. Nice mutt)
You're insulted, You can't be bought or sold.
Translation: offer too low.
You don't know what you're worth,
(It isn't much.)
My piano is for sale.
How many times must I sell myself before my pieces are gone?
I'm one of a kind,
I'm designer.
Never again will I repeat myself,
Enough is never enough,
Never again will I repeat myself.
It used to be the plan was: screwing the man
Now its have sex with a man,
(After he buys you ".com" for sale at a low, low price)
It's truly a lie, I'm counterfeit myself,
It's truly a lie, I'm counterfeit myself,
You don't own, you don't own, you don't own me,
You don't own what none can buy,
You don't own
Neither do I
Titans
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:16 am
Van_Hellraiser HOW ABOUT THIS ONE! xd xd xd xd xd Looking back I clearly see, What it is that's killing me. Through the eyes of one I know, I see a vision once let go, I had it all. Constantly it burdens me, Hard to trust and can't believe. Lost the faith and lost the love, When the day is done. Will they open their eyes And realize we are one On and on we stand alone Until our day has come When they open their eyes And realize we are one I love the way I feel today, But how I know the sun will fade. Darker days seem to be, What will always live in me, But still I run. It's hard to walk this path alone, Hard to know which way to go, Will I ever save this day, Will it ever change. Will they open their eyes, And realize we are one. On and on we stand alone, Until our day has come, Will they open their eyes, And realize we are one. Still today we carry on, I know our day will come, When they open their eyes, And realize we are one. Will they open their eyes, And realize we are one. Back Up Vocals: its hard to walk this path alone hard to know which way to go Will they open their eyes and realize we are one. Back Up Vocals: lost the faith and lost the love when the day is done Will they open their eyes And realize we are one. Alter Bridge Titans
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:19 am
courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I can't quite remember the comedians name. His A-ccchh-med sang it..... what was that guys name? Titans
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:40 am
RabidSidian courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I can't quite remember the comedians name. His A-ccchh-med sang it..... what was that guys name? Titans Goodness, you know your lyrics really well. (:
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:34 am
X__xgot-M O CH Ix__X RabidSidian courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I can't quite remember the comedians name. His A-ccchh-med sang it..... what was that guys name? Titans Goodness, you know your lyrics really well. (: HIS NAME IS JEFF DUNHAM ACCCHH MED IS MY FAVORITE LOL DANG YOU DO KNOW YOUR LYRICS eek eek eek eek biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:36 am
Van_Hellraiser All aboard! Hahaha Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe. it's not too late To learn how to love, and forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you live the role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb Crazy, I just cannot bear I'm living with something that just isn't fair Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train TRY THIS ONE OUT LOL xd xd xd xd xd crazy train
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:38 am
RabidSidian Van_Hellraiser All aboard! Hahaha Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe. it's not too late To learn how to love, and forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools I've watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you live the role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb Crazy, I just cannot bear I'm living with something that just isn't fair Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train TRY THIS ONE OUT LOL xd xd xd xd xd Well, that ones easy. Ozzy. Titans WELCOME TITAN ALSO YEAH THAT WAS PRETTY EASY LOL
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:00 pm
Van_Hellraiser X__xgot-M O CH Ix__X RabidSidian courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I can't quite remember the comedians name. His A-ccchh-med sang it..... what was that guys name? Titans Goodness, you know your lyrics really well. (: HIS NAME IS JEFF DUNHAM ACCCHH MED IS MY FAVORITE LOL DANG YOU DO KNOW YOUR LYRICS eek eek eek eek biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin xd xd xd xd "and how do you spell it?" "a..c..fleme."
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courtney1029384756 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:13 pm
I hear voices in my head
They council me, they understand
They talk to me
You got your rules and your religion
All designed to keep you safe
But when rules start getting broken
You start questioning your faith
I have a voice that is my savior
Hates to love, and loves to hate
I have a voice that has the knowledge
And the power to rule your fate
I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste blood that's drying
I feel tension rising
I hear voices in my head
They council me they understand
They talk to me (They talk to me)
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me (they talk to me)
All the lawyers are defenseless
All the doctors are diseased
And the preachers are the sinners
And police just take the grease
All the judges you are guilty
All the bosses I will fire
All you bankers will have losses
Politicians all are liars
I see darkness falling
I hear voices calling
I feel justice crawling
I see faith has fallen
I hear voices in my head
They council me, they understand
They talk to me (they talk to me)
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me (talk to me)
I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste blood that's drying
I feel tension rising
I hear voices in my head
They council me, they understand
They talk to me (they talk to me)
They tell me things that I will do
They show me things I'll do to you
They talk to me (talk to me)
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:03 pm
Don Kilo I hear voices in my head They council me, they understand They talk to me You got your rules and your religion All designed to keep you safe But when rules start getting broken You start questioning your faith I have a voice that is my savior Hates to love, and loves to hate I have a voice that has the knowledge And the power to rule your fate I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste blood that's drying I feel tension rising I hear voices in my head They council me they understand They talk to me (They talk to me) They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (they talk to me) All the lawyers are defenseless All the doctors are diseased And the preachers are the sinners And police just take the grease All the judges you are guilty All the bosses I will fire All you bankers will have losses Politicians all are liars I see darkness falling I hear voices calling I feel justice crawling I see faith has fallen I hear voices in my head They council me, they understand They talk to me (they talk to me) They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (talk to me) I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste blood that's drying I feel tension rising I hear voices in my head They council me, they understand They talk to me (they talk to me) They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (talk to me) Randy Orton Theme Since nobody's going to attempt mine. The Metal by Tenacious D I'm Designer by Queens of the Stone Age (I highly reccomend this band) Titans (And thank you for the welcome.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:42 pm
courtney1029384756 Van_Hellraiser X__xgot-M O CH Ix__X RabidSidian courtney1029384756 my turn dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through check point a but not throught check point b, that's when i got shot in the a** by the US millitary. oooo jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me. Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I can't quite remember the comedians name. His A-ccchh-med sang it..... what was that guys name? Titans Goodness, you know your lyrics really well. (: HIS NAME IS JEFF DUNHAM ACCCHH MED IS MY FAVORITE LOL DANG YOU DO KNOW YOUR LYRICS eek eek eek eek biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin xd xd xd xd "and how do you spell it?" "a..c..fleme." wait this is the guy on youtube with the puppets? O.o???
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