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 Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:57 pm
ALL MIGHTY DICE GODS AND RANDOMIZER GODDESSES, PLEASE HELP ME WIN A HO-OH SOQ. I OFFER YOU THIS TRAINER CARD AND MAI POGEYMANZ ON IT <3 
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:41 pm
PLEASE HERE MY PITIFUL MORTAL PLEA OH POWERFUL ALL SEEING DICE GODS AND RANDOMIZER GODDESSES! I WISH FOR ASSISTANCE ON WINNING A PRETTY POGEY FROM POKEMON LEGACY. IN RETURN FOR HEARING MY UNOWRTHY WISH, I GIFT YOU WITH THIS SLIGHTLY RADIOACTIVE/POISONOUS FIREBERRY! 
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:42 pm
DICEGODS/RANDOMIZER GODDESSES I HAVE REALIZED YOU MUST BE MAD AT ME AND MY BIRD. I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER SIN I HAVE COMMITTED, PLEASE TAKE CHIRPER'S PIMP HAT AS AN OFFERING D: 
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:09 am
Randomizer Goddesses and Dice Gods!
For helping me win various stuff this week, and for saving my life in the Firbunnythcos' realm, I have to thank you and offer you my firstborn child! My soul also belongs to you, as a coproperty between you Gods, you Goddesses, and Satan.
However, shall you disappoint me in my quest for the Firbunnythcro berry, I'll make sure to give birth to an Electrode, or something. Yeah, the kind that is super effective against Bob, and everything else. YOU'D REGRET IT.
It's not in my intention to have kids anyway so suck it up
Also, if I could win a Ninetales or a Poochyena, 'twould be extra nice and you would deserve my second child, kthx.
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:58 am
I won several things in raffles this month. Awesome things. I shall therefore worship you. Havr fun with my firstborn child. Try to turn it into a mythological figure, or the inventor of the cure for cancer, or the Nutella generator, or something fun and random like that.
Long live the Randomizer Goddesses and Dice Gods!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:40 pm
I offer my lack of soul to the Randomizer Goddesses and Dice Gods <3
I hope this offering is satisfactory to the them because it is all that I have.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:06 pm
Erm, this request isn't so much for me but for my poor thread-goers at Nemus.
You see they've been at this dicegame for...Over a week now I think. Straight. As in THEY HAVEN'T STOPPED. FOR A WEEK (or so).
I know it's probably given you some sort of entertainment but don't you think enough is enough 8D;;; ?
-Much Love,
StarrySeas
p.s; if there's any things to do with dice in the CYOA, you'll watch out for me, right <3?
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:53 pm
For you, Oh Dice Gods, I wish to sing a song! However, as I don't have a mic, I will just have to copy/paste it.
"Dare To Be Stupid"
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatos can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid....
(fadeout)
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:05 pm
Thanks for answering my plea in my more earlier post, about half an hour after I said that someone won the game <3!
I have come to you to ask again for helps with the dice, for the hoothoot swarm this time.
-bows over 9000 times at the shine-
Ow my back...
ANYWAYS;
I have been good and doing my growings at Nemus to make the thread-goers happy even though it's been slow there and procrastinating on my English summer assignment and I really want that hoothoot, I'm sure Sienna really wants it too and I'm going to give my sister a piece of gum, and I'll make a Firbunny sprite if that will please you and I went for a bike ride today and I reread the Harry Potter series up to book five 'cause it was my cousin's set so I couldn't bring it home with me and I've been slowly working through The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and my sister just knee'd me in the back and now I'm made at her and my glasses broke the other day so I repaired them with white thread and I'm really tired and I wonder who's gonna actually read this and if I'm going to win the hoothoot because of this or not and ummm...I've run otu of things to say D:
I hope you keep my prayer in mind. I love you with the intense passion of 1000 burning suns <3
-Starry
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:44 pm
Oh great dice gods and randomizer goddesses! Please have favor on me in the Hoothoot swarm today! Help me win a pretty Hoothoot for Oyumi to coddle and love! *bows and offers fail!doodle of suicidal Plusle* 
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:40 pm
Oh all powerful and mighty dice gods~ Please help me to win a Hoothoot today in the swarms. I know I haven't given offerings to you in the past, but maybe now you will show me some mercy.
To help persuade you, I offer you my soul!
- Mri
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:42 pm
Oh great, powerful, and good-looking dice gods and goddesses! I pray to thee to help me win a Hoothoot from the swarm today, who will, if won, will be named Clyde! As an offering, I give thee...  COOKIES!!! Bowing to you, ORI
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:55 pm
OH GREAT GODS AND GODDESS. GRANT ME LUCK IN THE RAFFLE OF ANOTHER SHOP. IN TRIBUTE, I OFFER A KRAKEN. heart OH THANK YOU MIGHTY GODS AND GODDESS. I AM UNWORTHY OF YOUR GREATNESS. gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:51 am
OH GREAT, MIGHTY, KIND, GENEROUS, AND COOL-LOOKING DICE GODS AND GODDESSES! LEND ME YOUR GRACE TODAY IN THE SABLEYE RAFFLE! IN RETURN FOR YOUR BLESSING, I OFFER YOU... ...THIS CUTE KITTY. BOWING TO YOU, ORI~ gonk heart
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:59 am
>D Grant me luck, and in tribute I shall not trash your shrine.
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