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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:04 pm


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Awright.. Corny jokes time. [Separated by colours. xD]

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.


[For the next two, you have to highlight for the answer.]

How do you know that a hill-billy invented the toothbrush?
Anyone else would've called it the 'teeth' brush.

"..Did you just get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."

[By the way, if I offend anyone, please tell me. gonk ]]
I don't get how these jokes can be offending, but they were pretty funny in a corny way. xd
I found a corny joke on a website.

'A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries." The clerk says, "This is a library." Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.'


LOL. xd

Some people might have found the 'hill-billy' part offensive. I wouldn't know if anyone here does, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't meant in a bad way. C:

lol!
But I don't get the joke about the two guys... neutral


Think of the bar literally. A basic pole. It would hurt to walk into one, correct? Say that bar was horizontal. You could duck under it. :0
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:48 pm


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LOL. xd

Some people might have found the 'hill-billy' part offensive. I wouldn't know if anyone here does, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't meant in a bad way. C:
Eh... Most of the people that are active are from the East Coast of the US including me. :O

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