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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:18 am
It started turning weird, like that one movie Conspiracy Theory...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:20 am
And soon, conspiracy freaks started purchasing it like crazy...
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:22 am
Xi'an became a shell of his former self and started bad habits like...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:26 am
Crack, and Chronic mastication.
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:30 am
One night he cried himself to sleep in a garbage can, but he heard something outside that made him awaken...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:32 am
It was an ungodlymob of conspiracy theorist crackpots, holding a convention in his honour...
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Boota Pouncer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:45 am
He was still crying, but this time tears of joy, for he now knew his true calling...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:50 am
To be the worlds first chronically masticating cult leader.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:15 pm
And so Xi'an went up in front of them and proclaimed...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:26 pm
And so they did, throwing tons and tons of peanuts towards his body, giving him injuries.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:38 pm
His frail crack withered chicken body was crushed flat beneath the mound of peanuts...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:16 pm
Then he died and became a...
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:30 am
His ghost soon materialized into the gruesomely disgusting form of his corpse and began ranting with the vigor of one thousand banshees while floating over...
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