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 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:28 am
granted, but all they do is bump. Nothing more... which will probably get them banned because they're bumping unbumpable things, too.
I wish I earned money for smiling.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:55 pm
Granted. Something happens to your face that screws it up into an unattractive, frightening smile. You are studied by scientists and earn lots of money by appearing on various talk shows. Sadly, your quality of life is much diminished though.
I wish that I could get over my writer's block.
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:11 pm
Granted!
You're over your writer's block. In fact, you're so over it, you can't do anything BUT write. You finish 3 long novels in a week, then die from exhaustion and starvation.
But you win a fantasy award posthumously! Go you!
I wish I had a fireplace.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:20 pm
Granted, you have a fireplace! In the bathroom. Good luck.
I wish it were Christmas already!
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:22 pm
Granted!
Yay! It's Christmas! Unfortunately, due to the short notice, no one has time to give you anything. Oh well, there's always next year...
I wish I had a bigger house.
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:41 pm
Granted, but the doors and windows are three times smaller than normal... You can't fit into it... and don't even try smashing through it's titanium walls.
I wish It was always early autumn weather here.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:32 pm
Granted!
Yes, it's one of those early autumn days... the cloudy chilly kind, and windy. brrr. You'd be better off sitting by the fireplace, even in the bathroom. mrgreen
I wish I had a larger monitor.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:17 pm
I wish someone would grant my wish...
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:04 pm
Granted! Someone granted your wish! Your moniter is now 50 feet by 50 feet! mrgreen
I wish that the show were over.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:06 am
Granted! The show is magically over.
Of course, no one remembers it because it was magic... so no one remembers your stellar performance which brought the house down. Too bad.
I wish baking Christmas cookies wasn't so time consuming and exhausting.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:58 am
Granted. It no longer exists. It never existed. It never will exist.
I wish I could choose my skin's temperature.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:08 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, you misplace a decimal point, and flash fry yourself in an instant with a temp of 855 degrees.
I think we both answered Socks wish, lol biggrin
So, I wish again that making Christmas cookies wasn't so time consuming and exhausting!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:12 pm
Oh, it was the baking of Christmas cookies that never ever existed. No one will enjoy the warm gooey sugariness of Christmas cookies ever again... and never have, so don't worry, they won't miss it.
Another grant:
Granted, it's amazingly easy and quick! However, they taste like something horrible every time, like burnt charcoal, farts, blackened popcorn, chalk... hm. Enjoy?
I wish I could search for a food item on the internet and pull it out of the computer to eat!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:17 pm
Farslayer howls across the world
For thy heart! For thy heart! who hast wronged me.... Leinad has entered the chat.
" Wish Granted. Unfortunately, the tech needed for this is far too expensive, and if you ever ate the food from your computer, you would suffer from many viruses. At least they aren't contagious!
I wish I had a wish to wish for something I wanted."
Leinad has left the chat. ....Vengeance is his who casts the Blade,
Yet he will, in the end, no triumph see.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:23 pm
Granted! But you forgetfully invoke it on something worthless, like "I wish I had more pancake batter."
I wish it would snow! blaugh
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