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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:23 pm
I am alive. Sort of. Kind of.
As long as that can doesn't need a can opener, it'll be fine.
Cause murderous rampages with small sharp objects are quite lovely you know ^^
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:41 am
Xylbaiyu I am alive. Sort of. Kind of.
As long as that can doesn't need a can opener, it'll be fine.
Cause murderous rampages with small sharp objects are quite lovely you know ^^ I figured I'd just whack the can open with my trusty crowbar! You can do anything with a crowbar!
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:36 pm
karuselo Xylbaiyu I am alive. Sort of. Kind of.
As long as that can doesn't need a can opener, it'll be fine.
Cause murderous rampages with small sharp objects are quite lovely you know ^^ I figured I'd just whack the can open with my trusty crowbar! You can do anything with a crowbar!Very true. I once saved the world with a crowbar, then used it to end the world...... Good times
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:33 am
Nyte2u karuselo Xylbaiyu I am alive. Sort of. Kind of.
As long as that can doesn't need a can opener, it'll be fine.
Cause murderous rampages with small sharp objects are quite lovely you know ^^ I figured I'd just whack the can open with my trusty crowbar! You can do anything with a crowbar!Very true. I once saved the world with a crowbar, then used it to end the world...... Good times Way to make use of a crowbar! GO NYTE!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:47 pm
That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =]
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:13 am
Xylbaiyu That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =] But only slightly less awesome than a spork for eating. For killing, way more awesome than a spork. Ever try to open a door without a doorknob or doorway that people told me was a wall but THEY WERE WRONG with a spork? Doesn't work. Spork breaks. But the crowbar is happy to help!
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:42 pm
karuselo Xylbaiyu That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =] But only slightly less awesome than a spork for eating. For killing, way more awesome than a spork. Ever try to open a door without a doorknob or doorway that people told me was a wall but THEY WERE WRONG with a spork? Doesn't work. Spork breaks. But the crowbar is happy to help! Well, that is true. And bashing through walls is always a lovely pastime ^^ But killing with a spork is fun. Because everything gives you the weirdest looks before they die =)
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:33 pm
Xylbaiyu karuselo Xylbaiyu That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =] But only slightly less awesome than a spork for eating. For killing, way more awesome than a spork. Ever try to open a door without a doorknob or doorway that people told me was a wall but THEY WERE WRONG with a spork? Doesn't work. Spork breaks. But the crowbar is happy to help! Well, that is true. And bashing through walls is always a lovely pastime ^^ But killing with a spork is fun. Because everything gives you the weirdest looks before they die =)Just like that time there was that guy that threatened his minions with stabbing in the heart with a spoon
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:59 am
Rano Akabane Xylbaiyu karuselo Xylbaiyu That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =] But only slightly less awesome than a spork for eating. For killing, way more awesome than a spork. Ever try to open a door without a doorknob or doorway that people told me was a wall but THEY WERE WRONG with a spork? Doesn't work. Spork breaks. But the crowbar is happy to help! Well, that is true. And bashing through walls is always a lovely pastime ^^ But killing with a spork is fun. Because everything gives you the weirdest looks before they die =)Just like that time there was that guy that threatened his minions with stabbing in the heart with a spoon I prefer to kill with soft cute things: ballons, stuff animals, rubber duckies.. you know the works. Of course bludgening some one to death with something full of cotton takes awhile so I just slide a brick inside that bad boy, shift some cotton around inside. Now it looks cute but is quite deadly. That's right I'm the Martha Stuart of weapons.. like she was when she was in jail. And if you think the face you get when you kill someone with a spork is funny, the look after you bash someone in the head with a brick stuffed teddy bear is priceless!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:54 pm
Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Rano Akabane Xylbaiyu karuselo Xylbaiyu That sounds lovely. ^^ Wish I'd helped, that would've been awesome.
A crowbar has a pointy edge. You can kill people with it. And destroy zombies. Then eat the zombies, using the crowbar as an eating utensil, almost like a spork, but slightly less awesome. =] But only slightly less awesome than a spork for eating. For killing, way more awesome than a spork. Ever try to open a door without a doorknob or doorway that people told me was a wall but THEY WERE WRONG with a spork? Doesn't work. Spork breaks. But the crowbar is happy to help! Well, that is true. And bashing through walls is always a lovely pastime ^^ But killing with a spork is fun. Because everything gives you the weirdest looks before they die =)Just like that time there was that guy that threatened his minions with stabbing in the heart with a spoon I prefer to kill with soft cute things: ballons, stuff animals, rubber duckies.. you know the works. Of course bludgening some one to death with something full of cotton takes awhile so I just slide a brick inside that bad boy, shift some cotton around inside. Now it looks cute but is quite deadly. That's right I'm the Martha Stuart of weapons.. like she was when she was in jail. And if you think the face you get when you kill someone with a spork is funny, the look after you bash someone in the head with a brick stuffed teddy bear is priceless!!! I shall capture it on camera! Invite me to your next teddy bear bashing session. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:53 pm
*watches the same tumble weed roll by* hmm the kingdom seems to be infested with tumbleweeds. A CONSPIRACY IS A FOOT!
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:13 am
DerZuhalter *watches the same tumble weed roll by* hmm the kingdom seems to be infested with tumbleweeds. A CONSPIRACY IS A FOOT! *pulls out my tri-corder to check for other life-signs in this Kingdom of Tumbleweeds*
Mmhmmm . . . yes, there is a cow in the vicinity of the north-left quadrant. Will have probe ready -- but set on *moooo.*
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:07 pm
5DMxyzptlk DerZuhalter *watches the same tumble weed roll by* hmm the kingdom seems to be infested with tumbleweeds. A CONSPIRACY IS A FOOT! *pulls out my tri-corder to check for other life-signs in this Kingdom of Tumbleweeds*
Mmhmmm . . . yes, there is a cow in the vicinity of the north-left quadrant. Will have probe ready -- but set on *moooo.* Crap. We have to do something before the kingdom is overrun by cows!
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:01 pm
karuselo 5DMxyzptlk DerZuhalter *watches the same tumble weed roll by* hmm the kingdom seems to be infested with tumbleweeds. A CONSPIRACY IS A FOOT! *pulls out my tri-corder to check for other life-signs in this Kingdom of Tumbleweeds*
Mmhmmm . . . yes, there is a cow in the vicinity of the north-left quadrant. Will have probe ready -- but set on *moooo.* Crap. We have to do something before the kingdom is overrun by cows! Yes. This is of udder importance.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:00 pm
5DMxyzptlk karuselo 5DMxyzptlk DerZuhalter *watches the same tumble weed roll by* hmm the kingdom seems to be infested with tumbleweeds. A CONSPIRACY IS A FOOT! *pulls out my tri-corder to check for other life-signs in this Kingdom of Tumbleweeds*
Mmhmmm . . . yes, there is a cow in the vicinity of the north-left quadrant. Will have probe ready -- but set on *moooo.* Crap. We have to do something before the kingdom is overrun by cows! Yes. This is of udder importance. Udder importance indeed!!!
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