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Tomha jumped up pulling a small hand gun and pointed at the person or thing talking. "What the devil are you!?" He shouted as the cat jumped up and tried to run away from the bed to hide under his desk. This was one of the strangest things he did see but not the top surprisingly. He had his Black and white mask on. "How terrible...I told them to take care of the pest infestation, somebody is getting fired." He mumbled. He was wearing his old uniform of black clothing with leather boots and the white symbol of a mouth devouring an eye being covered by a black strap on his arms.

"Well I have a colorful history." He bragged as he did put the gun away. "If your a god, then why am I, a mere mortal important for gods? Aren't you onimpotent beings able to do as you please?" He asked as the disk appeared. "What's that? You gods trying to talk me into what I was thinking a moment ago and try running for president or something?" He asked curiously.

Sierra was going around the city at night. Until she finally decided to rest on top of a building. There she took out a colorful stone and looked at it blankly.

"I'm sure I just read your thoughts..." she said to herself as she was looking at the stone by it's unique dimensions. "I must be fooling myself." she thought as she stood up. "besides, stones can't think. They're not even alive." She said to herself finally looking down and hearing a racket from below.

She jumped got down the building just in time to stop the thief from escaping with a bag full of money he stole from the antique shop.

"Err... Cyrea?"
It seemed Kyfen's relief at seeing his friend back to normal was short lived- the woman had disappeared within minutes, leaving him watching a blank space. He turned around to see his father, and smiled.
"I thought you took me as your apprentice because we're family, Dad." said Kyfen, putting a silly, childish expression on his face. "Or was it something else?"
Kyfen grinned happily, shaking his head to spruce up his messy hair a little.
He ran his eyes over the other people in the room- some of which he'd never seen before.
Wow... He thought, exploring the possibility of being friends with all of them.

The cat didn't seem to struggle, to much work for her, she weighed twenty four pounds. "Hey!" He tried to chase after her pointing his gun at her. "Gimme back my baby cow!" He shouted as he was about to start shooting at her. "Nobody tries me and gets away with it!" He was going to aim for her legs whether it would do anything or not. He was pretty upset about her snatching his cat. Smooch meowed starting to get thirsty.

((lol what's sad is Smooch in real life is my cat and she looks like a tiny cow lol. She even has an udder XD)

((Nice. XD Reminds me of our cat, Asterix, who's probably twice as heavy as me. It's Clara33's second account, Cyrea's gonna switch between the two of us.))

Cyrea turned around, and was running backwards. "Oh, so you've got a peashooter, too?" She was now holding the cat in her arms so it could be more comfortable. "Well, that's displeasing. Do all you mortals need those? Really, they're awfully weak, and they really don't do much. Cheerio." As she said the last word, she smashed through the window she had been running towards, trusted in gravity, and went hurtling to the ground.

With the kitty.

Seconds before impact, she teleported and landed hard in the middle of the room in Yata's house again. "The kitty kidnapping was a success!" She held up Smooch like a football again, then set it down and watched it crumple into a ball to sleep again.

((Hehe just wait till she stands on you, like a bolling ball ball on 4 legs right on your stomach but most painfull when she jumps off lol))

Smooch meowed when she was still held, that's the only kind of resistance the cat ever shows, meows. Tomha was having a tantrum, cursing and threatening. "Bah! Accursed bat! I can just shoot someone in the face now!" He shouted. Ixpath can hear him on his way and a womans voice. "Hello sir, sorry I'm wicked early, I just wanted to tell you I can't come to work in for a week because my mom is in town and I'm getting a liver transplant." There was a moment of silence then a woman screaming. Tomha threw her out the window that was broken, it must have been a eight story window. "Dammit, I got to get my mini cow back!" He said storming back into his office. "Getting rid of minor trash felt good, now I gotta call nine-one-one and deal with that crap to." He mumbled.

Ixpath stood in the office serenely. "Are you ready to leave yet? Too bad! If you want your 'cow' back, i can bring you to where she is." Without listening to Tomaha, the steely cords of worms tightened together grabbed his arm, and doing an impossible thing with his physiology, jumped out the window. About fifteen feet off the ground, a flash of blue light appeared out of nowhere and devoured them both. The screaming passersby, who merely saw a man falling to his death, stood, amazed.

Inside the Void-Tunnel that teleportation was, Ixpath stared at the stars. "This is a slow teleport. Most teleports are instantaneous, but here, instead of bending the world to a spot where i can step across, both of us are merely exeeding the speed of light to oh, the tenth power." The staff was flashing a deep red color. Ixpath snatched it up, and both him and Tomaha dropped about ten feet onto the ground outside Yata's house. "Welcome to the domain of Immortals.... On the mortal plane." Ixpath slid to the door and silently opened it, revealing a veritable sea of cats sleeping. "Yeah, she loves cats."
The first thing that struck you looking into the house is that perspective was screwy inside it. The size of it alone was nearly unlimited, while the ceiling was so high it probably had its own weather patterns. There was little light, but what light there was shone like the sun. In other words, the house was MUCH bigger on the inside than the outside.