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And for those of you who are in the chat and don't know who's who, I have a list of people listing their AIM screennames and their FEF Characters. I will not post this list anywhere so as to protect the privacy of everyone involved, but I will refer to it to help those who are challenged with remembering names. If I see you online consistently, I will add you to this list.

To repeat, I WILL NOT post this list either in part or in whole anywhere. I will not jeopardize anyone's privacy. I will simply refer to it as needed.

Of course, everyone who joins must play Guess Who first. >D

I will be taking a leave from the Blast group for a undetermined amount of time. I feel like I'm not being amused by your silly jokes enough to stick around unless it's Tibarn, Rhys, or Rath talking; they're the primary ones making me laugh. No offense meant to the others, but right now you're just getting annoying rather than getting a laugh out of me. It's not because I'm getting annoying and bothered by your jokes though, it's the amount of time that I'm losing because of the attention I spend looking and reading it. I have more productive things I may do, rather than listen about Nils' secret p***s, or Vika's secret v****a, or any other hidden sexual organ. Not just poking fun at those, it's just the ones I see the most. Tibarn, I will miss your actions involving the ladies, mostly Ayra of course, and all other things I find amusing there, probably containing links. Just remember, if you want to include me in it, just IM me separately, and I may turn on the Blast, or look at what you're showing off. I feel like I will miss a lot of updates, but please keep me informed by other means, not just be lazy and expect others to let the word get around. You all know how often I'm on, so use it to your advantage. Remember how I view phones(Not that I told you before)- they are there for my convenience, not others'.

You may convince me to return, but it probably will be at least a week before I consider it.

IF YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING. I will be here at FEF, and online. I will just keep the Blast switch in the off position. Wyverness has offered to inform me on any major happenings if it catches her eye, but you know she's not always there, even if I am thankful for her deal.

I still feel as if this is too long, but I wanted to explain to I don't get "Why aren't you in the blast anymore?".

*scribbles down abel x siegell in the crack-pairings notepad*

Heath, lighten up. ******** knows we listen to your inane ramblings enough - why can't we have some fun in our own way? Yeah, Nils has a secret p***s AND a magical v****a, and I've got a secret v****a, and I'm married to, like, four different girls, and the world keeps on a-spinnin'.

I can't tell you to stay, and I can't ease your tensions because you're basically telling us you don't want to be there unless we stop, and we're not going to stop because we're having fun. But I can tell you that your consternation is slightly hypocritical. You only like Tibarn and Rath? You've got a crew Blast - forget about the rest of us and use it.

I figured it was only a matter of time, anyway.

Nah, I didn't take anything the wrong way. I just called him a hypocrite for getting mad at us about it. I love the guy, don't get me wrong. I just had an epiphany last night, one that made me realize how great I've got it in FEF, and I'm not going to let anyone ruin that.

By the way, I was kidding about Abel x Siegell. If you've made it past that, then you're doing good.

Love you, Heath~

Bu- but what'd I do? D: