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I know right?! xd That's so messed up!! Another? I believe so!

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” However, the company’s mistakenly thought the spanish word “embarazar” meant embarrass. Instead the ads said that “It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”

xD!!!

In Chorus Class

Mr.H: Okay ready everybody? One two ready and-

Everyone sings totally random notes and it sounds awful.(I twitched it was so bad and off key >-<)

Mr.H: O_<;;.........well....that was....good...
Me: *winces and yells* NO IT WASN'T!! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DYING CAT!!! gonk GOD, I WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR FOR A WEEK THAT WAS SO AWFUL!! gonk crying
Class: *laughs and mumbles agreements* xd

This happened last weekend.

Michael: "HEY!! Were not fat, there's just more of us to love!! Look at Jesse he could be a big plushie!!"
Jesse: "Ya!!"
Becky: "Ya but he's not soft like you two!" *Pokes me and Michael in the belly* See?
Me: Well ya....But put Jesse in a teddy bear costume and he'd be an awesome plushie!! Who wouldn't wanna cuddle with 'im!?"
Jesse: "Wait.....why are we talking about me being a plushie?"
*everybody shrugs and Becky hides behind Jesse*
Jesse: "See being big has it's advantages!!"

*Inside the Haunted House, about half way through*
Male Vamp: *Sniff Sniff* You smell good enough to eat...
Me: "Sorry I'm a ladies man!! But hey get some of those hot fem. vamps and I'll cross over."