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 Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:36 pm
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Snypa has a surprised look on his face.
(The promo should be posted in the next few days.)
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:34 am
(I thought this was dead. xd )
Snypa looks around, focusing on his upcoming match with Atrocity as he walks up the ramp and through the curtain. rofl
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:15 pm
(You don't want to sell for me, fine then ******** it. planned on doing a long a** post about this;but you not selling is the last straw for right now, sorry!)
Jed and Mary were standing backstage with a camera on them. Mary was holding something the fans could see Jed and Mary from the Titantron. Mary said." I have these results and the Snypa You are not he Father."
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:11 am
((Fine....don't get your panties in a bunch. stare ))
Snypa watches a nearby television. He jumps up and down celebrating.
"Hell, yeah!"
He pulls out his iPod, putting on the headphones while dancing to "Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me" by Shawty Putt feat. Lil' Jon and Too Short. He dances all the way to the ramp, where he is heavily booed. He looks up at the screen.
"Damn right I ain't, Mary! Just remember to keep your legs closed when messin' with the Inquisition and the former Reich."
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:09 pm
(To late! But I'm going to try to produce a promo!)
Jed and Mary were pausing a few seconds letting Snypa have his moment! Mary then spoke as soon as he exited and could interrupt!
"As most of you know I was raped hence me having this child. I was raped in April of this Year the year of 2008. Now that I have found out that my Husbands burn problem is not the father, the rapist, and a person that never touch me. I can move on to find a new person to who really did this to me. " The camera zoomed onto her belly. Jed then began to speak. "Well I know it couldn't have been that crotchless b*****d Snypa because he has no balls or d**k. I never saw the s**t but i heard from a girl he was dating saying that he no balls. Let move on to finding the rapists. Damien said she could help find the person that made Mary pregnant and while I don't think she follows the commandants.
The first one begin
""Thou shout not quit in a match""
The second one being.
""Thou Shout believe in the Lord Ways.""
The third one.
""Love thyself and all around. That have potential to love. ""
And the latest Commandment!
""Thou shout not lie!""
Well Damien I'm waiting for you to help us out. So where are you?
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:58 pm
(Did you mean Damita?)
And of course, EEW's first lesbian Women's Champion appears among the crowd again.
"Wait. I thought I helped you. It was my lovable little brother...my crush Atrocity, and the Inquisition who were behind the crime. How I know this...the Inquisition and I set it up- the party, the cameras, the vodka, the spike in Mary's wine. I'd play the videos- but it'd be too graphic for the audience. And Jed, I don't read the Bible. I'm a drug-dealing lesbian Satanist. And proud of it!"
Damita holds her belt up, getting loud cheers from the EEW crowd, who are filled with Extreme Satanists! twisted
((I could always use my jobber character as the real culprit. I rarely use him except in weird situations. For example...))
"You want to know who you think knocked up Cartwright's sister, Jed? I found him last night at Barely Legal. He's a bigger Christian extremist than you. And so, I give you..."
HOUSE REAL BIG!
CARS REAL BIG!
d**k REAL BIG!
EVERYTHING REAL BIG!
"Real Big" by Mannie Fresh switches to...
Amazing grace....
How sweet the sound....
That saved a wretch....like me...
..."Amazing Grace" by the local choir as...you guessed it...Diego Alva steps out onto the ramp to a huge amount of boos.
"Yes, I know. I know. What may seem like the despicable act of rape was really a message from God. God told me to seek Captain Cocksucker...I mean, Captain Cartwright's sister out as an appropriate mate to populate the Earth with the pure and righteous. Jed, if you seem offended. Then you must be disgusted by what the Lord has asked of me."
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:58 pm
((Falls down laughing...oh dear this is some funnys tuff))
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:38 pm
Jed walked from the backstage area to the ramp way. "You don't know the lord only i know the lord. Hell I have the lord on speed dial. You know what I'll see you at the ppv." Jed walked to the back.
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:46 pm
((Not Diego again! gonk ))
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:50 pm
Cartwright ((Not Diego again! gonk )) ((One year after getting burned...yep! He's my jobber character. blaugh ))
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