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neko says:two thongs dont make a right


wait what am i say yes it dose
i kiid

"I'm gonna f00k the stupid b!tch, shoot her in the head, then f00k her there!" scream xp whee

xd i remember that one

"dood wheres my car? " whee

dave chappel:your cold as ice charley muerphy

best quote of all time is Cheech Marin's dialogue in Dusk Til Dawn outside the Titty Twister: "p***y! p***y! come on in p***y lovers!"

Okay, I don't know what happened, but the last post I made in this topic isn't here. Seeing as how what I posted was not offensive, I am reposting it.

This s just a collection of quotes that were colleted by a person who ran a site that is now dead. (By the way, she was a lesbian for those who care)



Sanity is just a veil the gods throw over our eyes to stop us from seeing the truth.
--Xena: Warrior Princess, "The Furies"
Imagination is the eye of the soul.
--Joseph Joubert
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
--Marcel Proust
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
--Charlie Brown
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
--J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Lord of the Rings"
I believe that legends and myths are largely made of 'truth', and indeed present aspects of it that can only be perceived in this mode.
--J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Letters of J. R. R Tolkien"
Imagination isn't merely a surplus mental department meant for entertainment, but the most essential piece of machinery we have if we are going to live the lives of human beings.
--Ted Hughes
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
--Brian Aldiss
Science has explained nothing; the more we know the more fantastic the world becomes and the profounder the surrounding darkness.
--Aldous Huxley
Together, let's spread our wings and marathon across the sky; I want our dreams to be in unison.
--"Catch You Catch Me", from Card Captor Sakura
Happiness is seeing the one you love happy.
--Daidouji Tomoyo
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
--John Lennon
Maybe it is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.
--Unknown
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
--Unknown
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
--Wiliam Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
--seen on a bumper sticker
Sometimes you just have to take the leap, and build your wings on the way down.
--Kobi Yamada
Imagine the darkness in love with the light.
--Yuzuha, "Tenchi Muyo: Manatsu no Eve"

"If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine."
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts