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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:53 pm
Steel Raccoon I wish I could balance a lamp on top of my head. Granted. You learn to balance all sorts of lamps on your head, however you soon find that it is a useless talent when the rest of your town finds it useless therefore rendering you useless and finally settle on the conclusion that you are taking up a valuable amount of oxygen. Let's just say when they're done, they have your oxygen supply.
I wish I didn't have the horrible habit of nail biting sad
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:15 pm
PukeFacedFreak I wish I didn't have the horrible habit of nail biting sad You get over nail-bitting, but as a result, the length of your nails gets out of hand. One day while picking your nose you accidently gouge out your brain. I wish I could make jam change colors.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:44 pm
Steel Raccoon You get over nail-bitting, but as a result, the length of your nails gets out of hand. One day while picking your nose you accidently gouge out your brain. I wish I could make jam change colors. Poof! You now have power over jam. You become a legendary magician and one day your magic goes horribly wrong and you are eaten alive by the jammy goodness. I wish I had domminion over muffins. xp
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:38 pm
Stuffness I wish I had domminion over muffins. xp Alakazam! You recieve dominion over muffins. As the muffin nation expands, many muffins grow uncomfortable with your domestic policy. A revolution is set off after you pass the Blueberry Act. You die in the bloody coup d'etat as The Sons of Chocolate Chips take power. I wish I had a tatto of a monkey on my elbow.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:37 pm
Steel Raccoon Stuffness I wish I had domminion over muffins. xp Alakazam! You recieve dominion over muffins. As the muffin nation expands, many muffins grow uncomfortable with your domestic policy. A revolution is set off after you pass the Blueberry Act. You die in the bloody coup d'etat as The Sons of Chocolate Chips take power. I wish I had a tatto of a monkey on my elbow. granted. a guy walks past with a dragon on his arm and the dragon jumps off his arm onto your elbow and devours your monkey. you now must find a way to deal with the angry man for stealing his dragon for the dragon has taken your monkey's place. i wish my car was drivable again
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:22 pm
soul punisher i wish my car was drivable again Granted, Poof your car is drivable again. But you find yourself racing in a street racing gang... type thingy... anyways you find yourself on the drag strip racing something like a .002 second car and get blown away by its suden sonic boom. But with your car totaled and your street cred ruined you are forced to stay cooped up inside fearing the inevitable drive by to seal your fate. I wish Fluffy was alive to see this day... poor fluffy... crying
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:41 am
Granted! But fluffy comes back as a zombie and all it wants to do is eat your fleash and infect you doing so!
I wish I could find a serious boyfried to keep for more than a month or two.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:45 am
Scarlet Lips Granted! But fluffy comes back as a zombie and all it wants to do is eat your fleash and infect you doing so!
I wish I could find a serious boyfried to keep for more than a month or two. Granted! But your boyfriend flirts alot.
I wish for more ear piecings.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:14 am
jasmint I wish for more ear piecings. Granted... I guess... Sadly you find that your ears grow and grow and grow and grow until your head explodes and your remains are sold to a medical library. I wish I had 3 more wishes!
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:05 pm
Stuffness jasmint I wish for more ear piecings. Granted... I guess... Sadly you find that your ears grow and grow and grow and grow until your head explodes and your remains are sold to a medical library. I wish I had 3 more wishes! Granted but then we alll get three more wishes and it is nothing specail!
I wish I had 10,000 more gaia gold!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:44 pm
Krystal~Meth I wish I had 10,000 more gaia gold!! Granted, but you are then booted from gaia for being a hacker. I wish I had a life.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:25 pm
Granted. Since you find that this life of breathing isn't so great, you now live in hell and work for minimum wage by moping up blood. There are never any breaks and you always work overtime. To make matters worse, whenever you finally get enough money to buy that awesomely new *insert band here* CD, they're either sold out, or prices have sky rocketed. Hell has a very unstable money market. Whoduh thunkit?
I wish I didn't have to make appointments for doctors, but rather just show up and they'd see me.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:04 pm
PukeFacedFreak I wish I didn't have to make appointments for doctors, but rather just show up and they'd see me. Granted. One day, you go to see the dentist. He is not prepared for you, but sees you anyway. None of his insturments are clean. You get a horrible infection. Your face rots, then falls off. I wish that I was irresistable to poultry.
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:25 pm
Steel Raccoon I wish that I was irresistable to poultry. Granted. All types of poultry find you irresistable, they begin to hump you anywhere they can get a hold of you, making a huge poultry-on-human pile. Aaaand here comes the poultry truck, takes the whole lot of you to the KFC co. and a few days later a big fat man is eating part of you while the other part jiggles on one of his many chins.
I wish I didn't complain so much
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:15 pm
PukeFacedFreak Steel Raccoon I wish that I was irresistable to poultry. Granted. All types of poultry find you irresistable, they begin to hump you anywhere they can get a hold of you, making a huge poultry-on-human pile. Aaaand here comes the poultry truck, takes the whole lot of you to the KFC co. and a few days later a big fat man is eating part of you while the other part jiggles on one of his many chins.
I wish I didn't complain so muchGranted! But you will soon find that ur mouth is ROTTIN cos u did not talk much. I wish that i have more Gold then all gaians in gaia.
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