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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:26 pm
Sokka: I knew it! Appa ate Momo!! Momo buddy im commin for you!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:17 am
Open up baby bird, 'cuase mama's got a big juicy nightcrawler of truth. This is the Colbert Report!
"I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."
"George W. Bush. Great President. . . or the greatest president?"
"Anyone can read the news to you. What I plan to do is feel the news at you,"
"Facts change, but my opinion never does,"
"Soylent Green is Delicious!"
"Now, isn't Agnostic just an Atheist without balls?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:19 pm
Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.
Behind every able man, there are always other able men. XD
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
^_^
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:44 pm
More Colbert Report quotes!
"This show is about you. . the heros. . . and who are the heros? People who watch this show."
"I'm no fan of reference books, they're elitist."
"Turns out, I called Oregon both California's Canada and Washington's Mexico. But, thinking about it now, that's giving Oregon way too much credit, They're more like, Idaho's Portugal,"
"Wikiality,"
"I'm no fan of Reality. It has a liberal bias,"
"Man, that number's growing almost as fast as the population of African Elephants, which is exploding by the way. I heard that somewhere,"
"We're going to stampede accross the web like that giant hoarde of elephants in Africa."
"Little known fact: The most popular game among members (of the first country club) at the time was not golf, but excluding Jews."
"Ignorance does not offend me,"
"Thank you,"
John Hall: "My Opponent Smokes marijuana,"
"Fl's 19th district was originally settled by the Takesta Indians. A peaceful tribe of hunters and fishermen who wore almost no clothing. A proud tradiation that is carried on today as spring break,"
"When is the dawn coming?
"As soon as you support the president,"
Wexler: "I enjoy cocaine because it is a fun thing to do,"
"I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons:. . . oh! because it is a fun thing to do,"
"If you combine the two together, it's probably even more fun,"
"The Smithsonian Air and Space museum where you can see the original rocks from the sound stage where they faked the moon landing!"
"I'm Black,"
"I'll have to take your word for that,"
"You helped write the federal sexual harassment guidelines during the Carter administration, correct?"
"Indeed,"
"Then why are you undressing me with your eyes, congresswoman?"
"Well, you're in Florida, where you can get all the votes and still lose,"
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:55 pm
dramallama Surprise! You're a furry! dramallama
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:44 am
Lucy, the bad news is i havent been able to furnish your room. The good news is that i've been able to furnish you! With this lovely rhinestone pendant featuring a pilates instructor and her pupil.
Like the painting of a masterpiece, the search for the perfect prom dress is not a matter to be undertaken lightly. One must have the single-mindedness of purpose, the courage,the bling devotion to the task at hand of a true believer. One must have strength. One must have vision. One must have one's father's credit card!
"You've left the safe and mundane world you once knew," Nicholas Flamel said seriously, looking at each twin in turn. "Nothing is as it seems. You must learn to question everything. To wait before moving, to look before stepping and to observr everything. I learned these lessons in alchemy, but you will find them invaluable in this new world you've unwittingly wandered into." He pointed down the corridor. "Look and observe. Tell me: what do you see?" --The Alchemyst the secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flamel
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:21 pm
As the sun sets on your time, the moonlight guides me from my grave.
Comme les jeux de soleil sur votre temps, le clair de la lune me guide de ma tombe.
Someone sent the French phrase to me.
I translated it.
Aaand am totally lost.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:29 pm
flying paperwates farting rainbows in the snow.
Beef Geavy!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:31 pm
HOORAY! SOMEONE FINALLY MADE TENN A SAMMICH!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:38 pm
i know im good like that!! ^_^
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:40 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:56 pm
you make my juices frow!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:57 pm
"You smell good"
"That is an ice cream three way"
"How can you tell if a woman is a feminist or just angry?"
"I like to see a woman who believes that violence is the answer"
"We cannot elect a man to office who is afraid of premature evacuation,"
"If you have ever sat naked on a hotel bed spread, we have got a chilling report you won't want to miss,"
"We invited Mother Theresa to respond to these charges,"
"Stephen jr.'s first Eagle Porn book,"
"Was he weighed down by the deer's head or by his own massive kahones?"
"Sephanie Colbertle the turtle,"
"Billy is a dude. A turtle tranny!"
Dr. Kissinger: "Stephen, crank it up,"
"What!? Peter Frampton!? It's a Christmas miracle!"
"That man [Jon Stewart] is a sexual predator,"
"I read your book in more ways than one,"
"What an honor to have been 'just tolerated' by Bill O'Reily"
"There's wheat in your ice cream,"
"I thought you said weed!"
"The Chuck Norris bridge,"
"They call it Hungary- cause they're gonna eat it!"
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and
so You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.
You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust
Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You
I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister’s Derriere
The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions
The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant
A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother
For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism,
Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555
Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment
The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate
Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book
Under "Whore"
Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You
Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual
Your Father’s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock
President Bush is Missing a Chromosome
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