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 Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:08 am
"Enemies are so stimulating."
~Katherine Hepburn
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:36 pm
"I believe in Robert Sunshine"
~said by my boyfriend
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:29 am
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
~ Douglas Adams ~
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:09 pm
Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
~JK Rowling
(and then all the fangirls died)
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:44 pm
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
~unknown~
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:53 am
"Just think how stupid the average person is,
and then realize that half of them are even stupider!"
~George Carlin~
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:00 am
"A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run"
~Dennis Miller~
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:22 pm
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education" ~Albert Einstein~
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:17 am
"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you"
~Ray Romano~
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:56 am
"Death had got rather flustered when he'd created the house. Time and space were things to be manipulated, not obeyed. The internal dimensions had been a little too generous. He'd forgotten to make the outside bigger than the inside. It was the same with the garden. When he'd begun to take a little more interest in these things he'd realized the role people seemed to think that color played in concepts like, for example, roses. But he'd made them black. It went with anything. It went with everything, sooner or later."
~ Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:31 pm
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick"
~George Burns~
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:45 am
"Boil the blood, and make it black! OH- The horror stories in my head!!!"
~Myself
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:51 pm
"Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean there's anything wrong"
~ Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:15 pm
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse".
~ Dennis Miller ~
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