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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:53 pm
Loot/Swag:
+2 b*****d Sword Heavy Dragonskull shield 40 short swords 80 darts 6 masterwork spiked chains 6 hand axes 6 masterwork composite shortbows (+5 bonus) with arrows 30 adamantine arrows (valuable little buggers. 8D) 6 cloaks of resistance +1 Ivory tokens of tiamet (6) 6 +1 breastplates 6 oils of magic weapons 18 bull's strength potions 18 potions of cure light wounds 6 potions resist fire 1000 gold coins
"Wow..." Yuko said. "Good loot, not bad really..."
"Worth a decent amount really," Auron said. "I'll forgo getting treasure, Master Thomas should too. Rest is for you guys."
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:27 pm
Don't pay any attention to the Kiki plushie that wiggled out of Yuki's grasp and was storing away some of the items in his mouth. Nope.
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Bardic Inspiration Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:36 pm
"Bad Kitty!" Yuki said, picking up the cat plushie by its tail. "We split loot around here!"
Katiana noticed it too, and brought out something from the other world. A stapler. And she dangled it. "Now now now, plusie doesn't want to not be able to open its mouth, does it?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:46 pm
Well if they stapled it now, they wouldn't be getting back the items... and Tora would really bite off a hand or two. Tora spat out half the items, some that weren't even part of the pile. xp Legion was gonna have a fit. Luckily, nothing too valuable. Two revolvers with loaded eight round barrels, a pair of tonfas with a shocking n** at the end and half of a put it together bazooka. That would make up for five arrows, the b*****d sword and two of the shortbows... right?
>_> Tora obviously forgot that the items he carried held no value within this realm, but kitteh was in a panic when he threw that up. No staple his mouth! It hurt!
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Bardic Inspiration Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:52 pm
Yuko liked the looks of the bazooka, and HOW THE HELL DID PEOPLE NOT NOTICE THE b*****d SWORD GETTING EATEN? IT WAS HUGE!
"Spit. It. Up. Now." It wasn't a question. Katiana was positively livid. She wanted her treasure.
"You can have the other stuff back...but the b*****d sword...now," Ursula said. "b*****d swords belong to meeeee."
ALL YOUR b*****d SWORDS ARE BELONG TO ME!
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:56 pm
Hanging upside down, it shook his head with arms crossed and folded. Legion's spoiled little brat... heart
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Bardic Inspiration Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:59 pm
"Well then...I think I need to go...take a swim..." Katiana said, taking the plushie in a firm grip and going down towards the water. You don't piss off a pregnant woman. She'd shoot you. With that revolver that just got spit out.
And she promptly dunked the plushie in the water. Kittie plushie was still a kittie. It must not like getting wet.
"If this doesn't work, the Vashra will just command the bugger to do it." she muttered. "..." And growled.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:06 am
The plushie was soggy, no doubt and started to smell a bit. Luckily, plushies don't have noses. All its fluff was gathering together though, which made it very uncomfortable. It spat out the sword as requested... but it was still keeping the other things for now. Kitteh had to keep them entertained, ne? Thomas was taking a long time... a long with Sei and Donovan.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:11 am
((Sei-mun wen sleepy, Don-mun did too. This mun thinks sleep might be best at this point in time as well))
Victorious, Katiana carried the sword and the kitty back to the group. She tossed the sword back on the pile and started drying and grooming out the plushie much like a mother would care for a child. In the back of her mind, she didn't like the fact she made a plushie suffer, it was just a ball of fluff doing what it was probably ordered to do.
With a smirk too, she did a quick boob cuddle with it. This...was what Legion was missing on the other side. If the plushie had any way of telling Legion that, well then she did her job.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:20 am
(( Agreed! ))
Tora still had with shortbows and arrows... but it seemed safe to keep for now. ninja V for victory.
And Kiki plushie was very content being groomed. >^w^< Very content.
And if they party members didn't know, Plushie could blush too. redface No way to contact that over, but it would be reported... at least it probably would. Detailed reports are detailed... but some things are best left secret.
Naughty Tora! xd
So we'll say all that took place in about an hour? Sounds about right to me. Sorting loot takes a while.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:23 am
More or less.
Groomed Kiki was well groomed. And if it did blush, prolly couldn't see it. But the fact that it did blush was LOL. It had Legion's bad habits.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:55 am
Master Thomas came back out to the group after what seemed like a very long while. He wasn't exactly smiling, but he wasn't exactly frowning either.
"All right," Thomas said, "The Vashra wishes to see Chris, Donovan and Katiana, those she has quested first. Apologies to Sei and the others, but she will speak with you in the morning if you wish. There are other things that you can do, speak with other members of the clan, start playing some games, its up to you."
Thomas sighed with slight annoyance and went back to reaffirming the rules for the group, particulary the ones to see the Vashra this evening.
"When you go to see the Vashra, you'll need to leave your weapons outside. It is a sign of respect and one that needs to be followed. Show her respect always, she has the ability to curse you without a second thought," he explained. "And she can kick you out of here faster than the blink of an eye. She'll let you ask your questions and explain to you what she thinks you need to know, at least for this evening. It is starting to get late, no doubt she'd rather have a full discussion in the morning."
His green eyes flickered with warmth. "She is a seer, and does tell fortunes. Now she's never used any scrying spells on any of you before, but she still might know things upon seeing you. If she offers up to do your fortune, I wouldn't refuse if I were you." He shuddered at that, remembering from experience. How far back though, wasn't something he wanted to go into.
"If anyone has any questions or needs something clarified before you go in, ask them now. If not, come with me then and I'll leave you in her capable hands," he said. Of course Chris knew the proprieties, she didn't have any questions, that left Donovan and Katiana, or anyone else who had something they wanted to ask.
"Well, if that's that I'm off to start selling," Auron said, and him and Yuko gathered up the loot minus the few items and putting the ones Tora had spit up in a separate pocket and going through a gate spell to Verbabonc City to sell what they had. They'd return later with monies for everyone.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:26 pm
If it was Chris, Donovan and Katiana... No d'uh Tora was going to join. Of course, he needed to squirm out of Katiana's grasp now in order to cough up almost everything he was storing. Mind you finding a place where no one would look was sort of hard. He scrabbled off probably under a wagon to store away almost everything, save a knife which was his personal self defence weapon. As a plushie, he could be used to channel magic... but without a soul he couldn't exactly cast any spells himself. At least, not the varity he was accustomed to.
So after spitting everything out and carefully burying it, he put up a fence and a no touchy sign around the bottom of the wagon. So with the knife in his bag of holding of a gut and the pendant he returned to the three who were next to be called in and joined them.
And no Tora isn't crazy. It's not like he could physically over power the other three or escape the Vashra if they were to turn on him inside the tent. Rather the knife was for suicide, like a true and loyal plushie companion... though they could just sew him back up and re-fluff him... sweatdrop They haven't really gotten that far with the counter measures...
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:09 pm
The mun thinks it would be scarily funny to watch the kiki plushie Tora try to knife himself up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:01 pm
"Well, while I'm waiting then I think it would be best I report in," Excalibur said. He raised his arms above his head, stretching out a bit. "I think my protected is safe for now, so I'll see you darlings later. Don't fret, I will return eventually."
With that he waved his hands and started casting a spell of his own, and disappeared through a gate of his own to converse with the one who sent him. For now, the Eirynes has left the encampment.
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