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- Which wife does not regret it if his husband devours the women?
- The cannibal's!


The policemen quiz the victim of hit-and-run running over:
- What can he say about the perpetrator?
- It was my mother-in-law.
- From what believes it?
- I recognized his laughter.

going one more time!!!???

a boy and a girl were in a catholiic school and the girl was sleeping in front of the boy. the teacher asks who was are creator the boy pokes a pencil into the girl and the girl wakes up and yells "god" and falls back to sleep. then the teacher asks which person is gods son. the boy poked the girl again and she yelled"lord jesus christs" and fell back to sleep. then the teacher asked what did eve say to adam after thier 23rd child. the boy poked the pencil in to the girl and the girl yelled if u keep shoven that thing in me i am gonna break it in half and the nun fainted with the teacher

SUBJECT: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees through our program of, Special High Intensity Training (S,H,I,T)
We are trying to give employees more S,H,I,T than anyone else.
if you feel that you do not receive your share of S,H,I,T on the job, please see your manager.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S,H,I,T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S,H,I,T that you can get.
Employees who don't take their S,H,I,T will be placed in Departmental Employees Evaluation Programs ( D,E,E,P,S,H,I,T )
Those who fail to take D,E,E,P,S,H,I,T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E,A,T,S,H,I,T )
since our managers took S,H,I,T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S,H,I,T anymore, and are full of S,H,I,T already.
If you are full of S,H,I,T you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List ( B,U,L,L,S,H,I,T )
Those who are full of B,U,L,L,S,H,I,T will get S,H,I,T jobs and can apply for a promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming ( D,I,P,S,H,I,T )
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training ( H,O,T,S,H,I,T )
Thank you Boss In General Special High Intensity Training ( B,I,G,S,H,I,T )

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AND IN SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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yes. well i never heard it and pockylove won second

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“