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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:42 am
Zellie Granted but the Alchemists come and make you a homunculus. I wish I hadn't swallowed that fly. Granted, however the fly is now the one who swallowed you.
I wish I could have whatever I wanted.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:24 am
Granted! But you get bit by a bus as soon as you get it.
I wish that I had more time.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:04 am
Granted! But you now have absolutely nothing to do!
I wish it was summer.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:08 am
Granted, but its so absolutely blazing hot outside that you can't even step a toe past your front door without melting in to a puddle.
I wish Alchemists really WERE real! =D
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:48 am
Chiroay Toraah Granted, but its so absolutely blazing hot outside that you can't even step a toe past your front door without melting in to a puddle. I wish Alchemists really WERE real! =D Granted! But one of them just used you to transmutate a giant globe of cheese.
I wish I had a demi-human as a pet.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:39 pm
Granted! But your demi-human eventually takes over and enslaves your mind, forcing you to sing Happy Birthday every time someone in the vicinity sneezes.
I wish I could speed read.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:08 pm
Granted! However your eyes start to burn whenever you read!
I wish I could smile.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:37 pm
Granted! But the botox injections that gave you that smile froze your face for eternity! twisted
I wish I had a piano.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:36 pm
Granted! But unfortunately it was dropped on you. stressed
I wish there was no pain.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:23 am
Granted, now all of mankind is dead.
I wish I had supreme control over the minds of others.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:08 am
Granted! But you only have supreme control over the minds of paraplegics.
I wish that I could cure cancer.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:32 am
Granted! Your body has now been consumed to create the cure for cancer.
I wish I had no emotions.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:26 pm
Granted! But you are dead!
I wish that I was slimmer.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:30 pm
lilchibiusa Granted! But you are dead! I wish that I was slimmer.
[DOH! XD;; I made that one too easy rawr!]
Granted! But you are now a skeleton!
I wish I were poisonous 8D!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:17 pm
Granted! But you may never know the loving caress of a woman without inadvertently killing her afterward.
I wish I could quit smoking.
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