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 Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:08 pm
lol pamangkin nakakatawa mga jk mo
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Director: Bakit ayaw mong makipagsayaw nang sweet sa leading man mo?
Actress: Syempre po, pag sweet, madidikit ang harap niya sa harapan ko.
Director: Big deal ba ‘yon?
Actress: Kaso po, small deal lang siya, eh!
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:10 pm
Lahat nang joke nyo ay nakakatawa!!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed".
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:14 pm
Anghel_ni_sheryl A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed". WHAAHAHAHH! rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:17 pm
Anghel_ni_sheryl A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed". 
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:18 pm
most of my jokes galign sa text yung iba galing sa comment. wahhaha
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:18 pm
yang sailor at priest lumang jk ko na yan
nilalagay ko mga corny kong jk
heheheheh
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:27 pm
Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo…
Jepoy: s**t! Ang cute nu’ng girl!
Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe!
Nathan: Sino? ‘Yung naka-mini skirt? Kilala ko siya! Tatawagin ko, ha… Kuyaaahhh!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:34 pm
Anghel_ni_sheryl Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo… Jepoy: s**t! Ang cute nu’ng girl! Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe! Nathan: Sino? ‘Yung naka-mini skirt? Kilala ko siya! Tatawagin ko, ha… Kuyaaahhh!!! LOL
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:34 pm
ngo ngo jokes
Isang gabi habang nag luluto si Helen ng pagkain biglang my tumakip sa mata nya at ang sabi (nges hu???) si Carlos yun na asawa nya, nagsalita si Helen at ito ang sabi (tang ina mo! nges hu, nges hu ka pa dyan eh kaw lng un ngongo d2)
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Isang eroplano ang babagsak, Piloto: may day!, may day! at sumabat ang isang NGONGO. Ngongo: may day? cnu may may day? happy may day...
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Sa isang Jeep. Ngongo: mama paya nyan lng sa abi! (pero hindi xa pinapansin ng driver kaya nag salita ulit ito) Ngongo: mama sami ng paya na mamama na ao. (hindi pa din xa pinansin nito at tuloy pa din sa pag andar kaya tumalon un ngongo, nagtaka ang pasahero kaya nag tanong) Pasahero: mama bakit hindi nyo ipinara un jeep? bababa un tao eh! Driver: e manu ni loloo nya ao eh!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:37 pm
3 Pari ang nag sabihan ng kani kanilang sikreto.
Pari1: sa inyo ko lng sasabihin ito ah! may nabuntis akong parokyana.
Pari2: ako naman bading my boyfriend akong sakristan.
Pari3: ako naman MADALDAL!!! arrhhh.... lagot kayo....
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:38 pm
LOL
MAMATAY NA ME SA PAG BABASA JOKE NYO
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:41 pm
the corny theory!
Nanay ng corn?
Mais.
Tatay ng corn?
Popcorn.
Anak ng corn?
Korny.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:44 pm
-mYsTiCaL iLLuZion- the corny theory!
Nanay ng corn?
Mais.
Tatay ng corn?
Popcorn.
Anak ng corn?
Korny.
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