Greek Mythology Chain Story

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

me: I'm here if you need me Kenmarin i'm afraid i've been busy finishing New Moon and Eclipse for my mom so it's been awhile since I could get online and of course I can't access the guild or even Gaia at my mom's house.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

me: thats fine take as long as you need, Queen-of-the-Rogue! mrgreen
zeus: great another - i mean, oh goody!
hera: ZEUS!!!
me: shut up or ill shock you both!
hera and zeus: *sigh* yes ma'am.

FAR AWAY...

artemis: dude! she just told off zeus and hera!
apollo: gotta make haste then.
artemis: PAN!
apollo: PAN!
artemis: PAN!!! GET OVER HERE!!!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Pan: What can I do for you Artemis? And why did you have to bring Him?

Artemis: there's someone who wants to meet you and your going to go because she has the guts to yell at dad and Hera and as her reward she gets to meet you. You're her favorite god. The reason I brought Apollo is because he's my twin and at the moment I don't feel like being separated then they'll be able to persuade us to do something I don't like.

Apollo: I don't trust the others at this moment with Zeus and Hera in marriage counseling so i'm sticking close to Temi because someone will try something the moment i'm not there and she'll go off and I won't see her for another millennium. While she might be fine with that glares at twin who's whistling innocently i'm not ready to be apart from her again for that long.

Pan: Wait someone's finally got Zeus and Hera into marriage counseling?!

Twins: Yep! rofl rofl rofl  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Pan: ive GOT to see this!
Artemis: we have the whole thing right here!

ON OLYMPUS

me: now hera, we have heard your story, now zeus, you may speak.
zeus: FINALLY!!
me: now zeus, why do you go off with other women?
zeus: eros brings up his arrows, pulls on his bow, that's all there is to it.
me: i see. any other way to put that unpoetically?
zeus: i cant help myself. these women are just so HOT!
me: ive never heard you say that. but good progress.
zeus: thank you.
me: now have you ever ignored these temptations?
zeus: ive tried, but aphrodite gets the best of me. its not my fault.
hera: NOT YOUR FAULT? YOU - *gets shocked* OWW!!
me: thank you hephaestus.
hephaestus: this is entertaining!
hermes: *munching on ambrosia popcorn* i agree bro!
me: besides the feeling of love and lust and those among that line, how else do you feel when you fall in love with a woman that is not hera?
zeus: if you dig very deep in my heart and i DO mean EXTREMELY deep, as in so deep it takes one second less than eternity to dig into deep, i feel ashamed in a way because i know hera will torture the poor young soul and it isnt right. *gets shocked* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
me: yeah, this is also a lie detector. every time you lie you get shocked too.
zeus: why didnt you tell us that earlier?
me: because hephaestus just told me. and how may i repay you for going above and beyond with this invention lord hephaestus of the flame?
hephaestus: this is repayment enough! watching my parents in therapy! no offense.
me: now TELL THE TRUTH!
zeus: i only feel love and lust and whenever they are tortured by hera i feel a bit of regret.
me: see? do you feel better now that you said the truth?
zeus: a bit. *gets shocked*
me: LIAR!
hephaestus: sorry. my finger just slipped.  

[Groucho and Karl]

Aphrodite biggrin ANG! Zeus was the most fun to make fall in love.
*whole audience looks at her*

Unison:GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ares:No! It is not right to harm a woman!

Unison:GET HIM!

*starts brawling on ares*  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

me: now zeus do you have anything else to say before we let the gods decide your fate?
zeus: um...yeah, can you guys like make me go on with immortal life the way i usually do? besides, its fun to watch hera act like a b***h *gets shocked*
hera: WHY YOU - *gets shocked*
me: now the gods and the greek mythology guild shall decide your fate.  

[Voltage Purified]

Erasmios: Right. The members of the greek mythology guild have come to a unanimous decision. Lord Zeus--
*Hermes starts choking on a piece of ambrosia popcorn.*
Artemis stressed : *mutters* Jeez--!
*gives a hard slap on Hermes' back*
Hermes eek : *coughs up popcorn* : I'm--*cough*--I'm ok. redface
Go on, Ras.
*whispers to Artemis* Thanks, Artie.
Artemis: *whispers back* Sure. And Don't call me Artie. talk2hand *readjusts quiver belt*  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Erasmios: Well...Lord Zeus, we, the Greek Mythology guild -
Everyone here: YEAH!
Erasmios: have decided that you two will continue life the way you usually do because they're not used to change.
Hera: WHAT??
Erasmios: Now the gods shall decide the fates of Zeus and Hera.  

[Voltage Purified]

Zeus: Hold it, hold it, everyone stop...I'm the KING of the gods; don't you guys think I should decide my own fa--*zaps*OUCH!!~ stare
Hera: Oh, come on! I'm the lady of the house and I should decide what to do with you. I know Artemis woulg agr--*zaps* EEP!!~ eek
Kenamarin_Shukai: No. The audience of the gods, meaning Hermes, Demeter, Athena and all of them will decide your fate, Lord Zeus.
Zeus gonk : But-BUT-BUT..........awww....Fine. stare  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Athena: Well I say we seperate Zeus and Hera so they won't get on each other's nerves.
Hermes: I go with Ras.
Me: Ok.
Demeter: Ras.
Artemis: Ras.
Apollo: Totally Ras.
Me: Any other gods or goddesses?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Persephone just arrives back from her time with her husband and knows about everything going on because he like the twins watched it from a safe spot with Persephone. "I agree with Ras as well. biggrin It gets old watching father and Hera fight almost 24/7."  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Me: Then I guess Zeus and Hera pretend this never happened. Now if you need me, I'll be looking for Pan and getting a shower. And the good part is that Zeus will stay in the chair while I clean up so he doesn't molest me or anything.
Zeus: WHAT? I'D NEVER DO THAT!!
Everyone else: If you think she's that pretty -
Me: WHICH I'M NOT!
Everyone else: You would.  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apollo and Artemis: rofl rofl rofl rofl at Zeus being stuck to the chair.
Artemis: Well now that this is done with while the kid plays with Pan i'm going hunting. Apollo when I get back you better not have scared off anymore girls because of how you look. stare I don't want to have to save you then scare the girls off because they're to stupid to know that you and I are a package deal. They want you they get me for free aren't I just the nicest sister? smile  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Apollo: sweatdrop Yeah, sis...totally...
Artemis: Great! xd
Me: *comes back from shower with royal purple chiton on* Who switched my clothes with this chiton?
Artemis: Can I blame Apollo? mrgreen
Apollo: But I didn't do it!!! xp  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis: Does it look like I care i'm blamig you. Do you have a problem with that Apollo. stare