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 Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:35 am
OH!
Front: How do you tune two piccolos?
Back: Shoot one.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 am
Front:what's the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead bass player in the road?
Back: There will be skid marks in front of the squirrel
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:17 pm
We have shirts for the saxophones that say "I'm too saxy for this shirt."
=)
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:43 pm
hahaha
for any guitarist...
One could have:
I broke my G string fingering Am!
fwahahaha
soo dirty.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:05 pm
right now the bands (yes all out bands have this) have a "Got Chops?" shirt
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:25 pm
Our sax players have this:
"Practice Save Sax: Use a Neckstrap"
I like the Pic one. XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:37 pm
i came up w/ this when i got really brd & i do believe u could fit all this on 1 shirt
BAND
Yeah we have to count rests and notes and we have to blend with, not only our section, but with other instruments, too. We have to sit tall to get our sound in tune. Keep our minds focused on the music and make sure it doesn’t get notey. We have to make the sound dark and chocolaty, and push all the air out of out lungs. We have to look at the Band Director when the tempo changes and look at the key signature if that changes so the notes are accurate. We can do ALL of this at the same time and we find it easy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:55 pm
I see band people.
That was actually on a t-shirt, and I found it funny =]
I'm the clarinet player your mother told you to fear.
You never know what you can shove up a(n)[instrument of choice]
My clarinet secretly doubles as a lightsaber.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:00 pm
front: wanna blow my licorice stick??
back: [pic of clarinet]
for bass drummers: "i'm an energizer bunny!!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:21 pm
For guard...
Front:
A stick figure of someone tossing a flag/sword/gun thing.
Back:
Never underestimate the power of people in a group. Especially when each is equipped with a gun, a flag, and/or a sword.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:23 pm
kiyy09 Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list. Thoughts of a french horn player . . .“That note’s too high!” “Can I take this part down an octave?” “Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?” “Where ARE we?” “19 measures of rest, time for our nap,” “That trumpet player’s kind of cute!” “Did I just miss my cue?” “I like your half circle,” “Elephant!” “I can’t feel my lips . . .” “I can’t find my spit!” “6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-” 
I've thought every single one of those things.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:58 pm
Whats the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns on the front, and the a** on the back
(sorry for the language but this joke always cracks me up. although all my directors are amazing and are DEFINATELY NOT asses)
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:01 pm
OOOOOOOOOH these are my favorite
Ok found this on a wrapper
Why couldn't mozart find his teacher??
Cause he was hyden
And this one my friend and I made up
What do directors do when they die?
They decompose!
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:17 pm
crush the final rose I see band people.
That was actually on a t-shirt, and I found it funny =]
I'm the clarinet player your mother told you to fear.
You never know what you can shove up a(n)[instrument of choice]
My clarinet secretly doubles as a lightsaber. lol i'd wear all of those
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