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 Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:23 pm
Aphrodite narrowed her eyes at Ares. "Like I really wanted to be here, bro. What makes you think I would want to spend my day hanging with dirty mortals when I can have clean ones giving me endless massages at my beck and call back at Olympus?" she asked. "I know you like spending time in filth, 'cause you fit in so well, but I have standards, bro, and this is falling way below all of them!" After her tirade, the goddess stomped her feet and crossed her arms while a pout formed on her face.
((I'll be back soon. Need a shower.))
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:29 pm
well it looks like being down here ish already takin its toll on yuu 3nodding all that frownin ish givin yuu wrinkles 3nodding
*laughs an pounds my cup onteh deh bar. my cup refills itself an i take another sip*
(WO WEIRD!!!! eek i waz just gonna do that too! eek nanight everyone! mrgreen )
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:31 pm
Hey, who you calling "Mortal"?
Yeah, the stinky mortals are outside now. Good going, by the way, Arnie.
No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely, under no circumstances can you ever, ever call me Arnie. It's Arnicus. Plain and simple.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:51 pm
"This is still a den of filth," Aphrodite said. "And since when can fleabags talk?" she asked as she looked at the dog with a curious expression on her face.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:00 pm
"Since this is a magical bar where we can do whatever we want...except kill each other."
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:05 pm
"Hmph. I can already do whatever I want," Aphrodite reminded the dog before a frown appeared on her face. "Except leave this stupid hovel!" she squealed in complaint.
((will be going to bed soon. Tests to take tomorrow.))
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:11 pm
"What's the matter? Magic Mirror broken?"
(Yeah, I need to get to bed myself!)
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 2:30 pm
*plays with fireballs that turn inteh flowers*
this place ish pure evil stare an believe me... i kno evil stare
*throws teh flowers on teh ground an stomps on them then trys teh teleport out*
GRRRRRR mad get me a spoon! ill shovel outta here! scream
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:35 pm
Artemis, too, tries to teleport away, but it doesn't work. "This is outrageous! I don't want to be stuck in this pig sty, either!"
Arnicus rolled his eyes. "Perhaps you should try the actual door" He walked calmly around the room looking for the front door. "Where is the door, exactly?" He made another round of the room and still came up empty. "What on earth?"
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:34 pm
*ish outside. gets up an puts hand on teh doorknob. trys teh pull teh door open but pulls myself inteh deh door instead an hits my head* owww gonk
this ish not how i want teh spend teh rest of my eternity mad
*runs up to teh wall an jump kicks it. teh wall turns all soft an squishy an i bounce back onteh deh ground*
yuu havent heard teh last of me! scream
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:53 pm
Wait, a second, how did we all get in here in the first place?
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:52 pm
*stands up an looks at wher teh door used teh be*
i walked thru ther stare i dont kno why idecided teh come tho stare
*wipes a table with my finger an looks at teh dust*
ish deffinately not god worthy stare an most of all not me worthy stare
*kicks down teh table an it bounces back up but i jump outta teh way befor it hits me*
HAH! scream im too smart for yuu! nice try tavern! scream but yuu cant defeat ares! GOD OF WAR!!!!! scream ............ i need teh get out of here crying
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:57 pm
Uh...You guys are gods. Can't you freshen up the place with your godly powers?
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:07 pm
*looks at my sisters an then at arnicus*
well teh powers of war arnt great for fixin things up ninja i realleh cant see divine intervention doing much for this place stare
*cracks fingers an looks around*
ill see whut i cin do tho 3nodding
*waves my hand an teh walls melt away inteh spiked metal. all teh chairs grow big an deformed an red velvet starts teh grow on it. then skeletons covered in armor appear in teh corner*
ahh. hows that? surprised i like it
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:36 am
"Oh yeah. It looks sooo much better now, bro," Aphrodite said with a roll of her eyes. "Now, let someone who like, knows what beauty is spruce this place up a bit," she bragged before pointing at different spots in the tavern. Tables began to disappear and in their places, pink love seats and cushions appeared. In one corner of the room, she made a hot tub materialize. Rose petals rained down on the floor and a lilac necklace formed around Arnicus's neck. "There. Now this place isn't such a drag. And, the fleabag smells better," she said with a smirk.
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