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 Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:07 pm
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral  Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:21 pm
Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy). How's this for manliness? Capturing a god with your mighty balls and having it bend to your will? That's pokemon. My balls gain power over time. In GTA, you buy drugs, right? The cops come after you, so you gotta run away. How about pumping a bunch of steroids into animals, having them go into huge cockfights that involve lazers, and the cops staying the hell away from you? That's pokemon. Read the manga, dude. The pokemon trainer isn't just standing around. He's in a real risk of getting steamrolled or beheaded. Remember. Mighty balls. A capture value of 3 is a b***h.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:31 pm
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. Powerthirst causes one to achieve the ultimate level of masculinetey, and then give it a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:55 am
Bloody Ocean Romantic  TINGLE!I'm not homophobic, but THIS guy makes me want to throw up.
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:41 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Bloody Ocean Romantic TINGLE! I'm not homophobic, but THIS guy makes me want to throw up. I am. It burns us. It burns us. (actually, Tingle isn't gay. In his game, that is made VERY clear. Tingle came to be because one guy was a greedy perv)
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:54 pm
tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Bloody Ocean Romantic TINGLE! I'm not homophobic, but THIS guy makes me want to throw up. I am. It burns us. It burns us. (actually, Tingle isn't gay. In his game, that is made VERY clear. Tingle came to be because one guy was a greedy perv) Don't care, don't want to know. This may be my least favorite video game character of all time. A manifestation of everything that is wrong with Nintendo, integrated into a series that represents everything that is right with Nintendo. I can't think of anything more offensive. Almost.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:25 am
tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Bloody Ocean Romantic TINGLE! I'm not homophobic, but THIS guy makes me want to throw up. I am. It burns us. It burns us. (actually, Tingle isn't gay. In his game, that is made VERY clear. Tingle came to be because one guy was a greedy perv) You know the don'rt ask, don't tell policy of the military? Let's use it here. I didn't ask, so don't tell.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:38 pm
DraakRitter tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Bloody Ocean Romantic TINGLE! I'm not homophobic, but THIS guy makes me want to throw up. I am. It burns us. It burns us. (actually, Tingle isn't gay. In his game, that is made VERY clear. Tingle came to be because one guy was a greedy perv) You know the don'rt ask, don't tell policy of the military? Let's use it here. I didn't ask, so don't tell. Why does Tingle wear spandex?
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:40 pm
I don't hate Tingle. I just don't listen to him. Bomb the monster that's going to kill me if I do? Riiight.... But Tingle comes in handy. Bomb that thing over there. People with bombs are quite manly, as well as sadistic.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:46 pm
Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 9:31 am
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:48 am
Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer isn't manly. It's one thing to have the balls to do that, but it's another thing to be actually manly. Bottom line: he's got balls to do stuff like what he does, but he isn't manly. Understand what I'm saying?
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:51 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous)
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:51 am
tangocat777 Arvis_Jaggamar Also Known As Daxelman Zombicide Also Known As Daxelman Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst. That's not manly because a true man wouldn't mind getting his hands dirty and fighting his enemies himself. Here's manly: taking on an entire alien army and risk dying in one hit (Bill and Lance) or taking on the forces of Hell and literally going into Hell itself, and killing ******** Satan ALL BY YOURSELF with no one to help you (Doomguy).
How about catching God, roiding him up, and then telling him to kill plants and rock creatures? You didn't catch God, you put him on a ******** leash and boss him around, with no rewards except the will to live. That's like having sex with an F15 made out of biceps, inside of a tractor trailer in a parking lot. The Pokemon Trainer didn't catch God either. The deities of the pokemon world. Right now, there's 3-5. (two are kind of ambiguous) That would be "a god" or "gods" then.
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