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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:43 am
(PWAHAHA xd ) *ish half knocked out when i try teh stand up* i waz.... gonk just droppin off meg an they made me stay on as part of deh crew for a while gonk *puts hand on my bleedin nose an it makes a CRRRICK sound* OW oww oww oww oww oww gonk yuu got a nasty elbow ther gonk but whut else ish expected from JOXER TEH MIGHTYS side kick? mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:01 pm
-Gabrielle ignored the side-kick remark and wiped the puke from her mouth with the back of her hand.- Yeah, whatever you say Joxer. ..Wait, if you're part of the crew, maybe you can help me find out a few things! -Gabrielle looks off into the distance thinking with a mischievous look on her face.-
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:13 pm
*puts my hands on my hips an has a big smile on my face* alright gabrielle! 3nodding since i kno everythin it shuldnt be so hard! 3nodding *looks at my nails like im being all casual* yuu need my teh teach yuu how teh use those pointy jabby things yuu always carry around?
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:55 pm
-Gabrielle looks back at Joxer with a skeptical expression.- You mean my sais? -Gabrielle chuckles- No, Joxer. I don't need your help with those. I want you to find out anything you can about the boat we're following. -Gabrielle points out to the rugged boat in the distance. But after looking out at the swaying water, Gabrielle feels her stomach rumble towards her throat again.- ..And.. Uh.. That's about it.. Excuse me, Joxer. -Gabrielle mumbled while pushing Joxer out of the way as she ran over to the railing. She slowly raises her head again, sickly and sloshed with her vomit.- By the gods, how can I be puking so much when there isn't anything in my stomach? I haven't eaten all day!
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:42 pm
Xena couldn't help but roll her eyes (lol sorry guys I had to!) when she saw Joxer suddenly appear and make his way towards Gabrielle Oh this day keeps getting better and better. Xena waited a few moments until Gabrielle sent Joxer off on some random "keep him busy and away from her" task before telling one of the pirates to take control of the ship. She walked over to Gabrielle and gently put her hand on the back of the puking bard. "Let me see your wrist" Gabrielle reached her hand out to her and Xena pushed the pressure points. "Feel any better?" Gabrielle didn't say anything, just nodded. "Look Gabrielle I'm really sorry about this... but I think there is deffeintly something more to this than losing control of my chakram. I'm pretty sure its some kind of trap."
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:37 pm
-Gabrielle finally started to feel better. She must have been pushing the wrong pressure point.. She smiled as best she could up towards Xena.- Thank you, Xena. I know how it is. Your chakram is important to you. But if you thought it was a trap, why did we go for it anyway?
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:44 pm
*proudly wanders off inspectin deh boat thass far away* ok joxer...gabrielles countin on yuu...xenas countin on yuu- teh whole WORLD ish countin on yuu! eek whuts up with that boat? ninja *goes back down to deh deck* guys: "HEY JOX! xd howd it go with teh ladys!?" like mush in my hands 3nodding along with some other chunky mush stuff.... hey yuu guys got one of them long...looky things? ninja guy: ....a....telescope? ninja yea 3nodding *deh guy looks under some stuff an hands me a long hollow stick thing with some peices of glass on deh end of it* AH great! thanks! 3nodding (ill finish my mission thingy in another post 3nodding im lazy now whee )
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:26 am
FluffyWuffieBunny -Gabrielle finally started to feel better. She must have been pushing the wrong pressure point.. She smiled as best she could up towards Xena.- Thank you, Xena. I know how it is. Your chakram is important to you. But if you thought it was a trap, why did we go for it anyway? Xena raised her eyebrow and gave her famous smirk. "Sometimes the best way to disarm a trap is to fall right into it..." Just at that moment they heard shouts and banging come from below deck. "Come on, lets go"(sorry short post. sweatdrop whoever is next can make up whats happening below deck)
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:20 am
-Gabrielle followed behind Xena to the lower deck to see two burly men arguing fiercely with one another. And then all of a sudden the two started to go at each other's necks as the other crew mates chanted around them. Gabrielle was annoyed by their stupid quarrel and decided to intervene.- Alright boys, that's enough. -The crew roared over her voice and kept on fighting. Gabrielle turned to Xena and raised her eyebrows.- Xena, are you going to stop them? -Xena scratched her ear and looked away- Oh. I see how it is. You want to me to solve the problem without your help so that I feel more important. Well if that's what you want.. fine. I'll do it. -Gabrielle clenched her teeth as she turned back towards the brawling drunks. Since no one could hear her through the chaos, she grabbed the shoulders of the two fighting and tried to pry them apart.- Now stop it, ok?! -Gabrielle ducked as one of them tried to take a blow to her head.- Hey, now that was uncalled for! -Still, no one payed barely any mind to her. Gabrielle turned and scowled at Xena- HEY! Cut it out right now or both of you will get thrown overboard! -The two finally stopped and looked down at Gabrielle.- "An who are you ta tell us what ta do?" -Gabrielle scoffs and raises an eyebrow.- I'm the captains first mate. So whatever I say goes. -The crew mumbled to themselves, but overall calmed down.- That's better.. -Gabrielle walked back to Xena and gave her a "Your turn" look.-
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:15 pm
(oh i waz kindeh hopin it wuld be another character whee ) *walks mindlessly thru teh crowd not noticin thers waz a fight an runs up to deh highest part of teh ship with my telescope* ok lets see hurr hows this doohicky work? ninja *turns around deh telescope an sticks my finger innit a few times.
after a while i figur out teh look thru it* ok...thers deh ship.... ninja ish sorta blurry. thers a few movin blobs ninja OH OH those might be people ninja hm..... we gotteh get closer ninja hey xena! *looks down to deh wheel but doesnt see xena* wherd she go? ninja *looks around then back down to deh wheel again* well steerin cant be that hard! 3nodding *runs down to deh wheel an spins it around*
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:15 pm
Xena watched Gabrielle with amusement as she told off the drunken thugs and had to stop herself from laughing when she gave her an annoyed look, obviously telling it was now her turn take care of this brawl. Xena stood up straight and put her hand on her hip, scanning the room with a very intimidating raised eyebrow. "Alright!" She said. "My name is Xena... I'm sure you've heard of me and I am the new captain of this ship so all of you are under my command. I don't want anymore stupid drunken fights like this... and your all going to listen to anything I say, right?" A few men in the room snicker, Xena gives them the look "right?" everyone in the room mumbles and nods their heads. She points to Gabrielle. "And this is my partner Gabrielle and anything she says is a direct order from the captian... so you better listen or you will be hearing directly from me, and she's a lot nicer than I am, you got that-" Suddenly everything and everyone in the room when flying to the left and than to the right. "What in tatuerous is going on!" on Pirate yelled. "It's like some crazy idiot is in control of the ship" Yelled another.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:43 pm
-Gabrielle fell through the air as the ship started going amok but luckily caught herself on Xena's breastplate. Gabrielle gives her an apologetic smile before awkwardly chuckling to herself. After another whirl around the room, Gabby made a run for whoever was at the wheel, while clenching her stomach. Once she stumbled to the deck, she saw none other than Joxer steering the ship's course.- Joxer!! -Gabby scowls at Joxer and runs over to him, hitting his hands off the wheel.- What do you think you're doing?! -Gabby takes hold of the wheel, and turns her head towards Joxer.- You could have gotten us killed. -Rolls her eyes and mutters to herself, trying to hold back her anger- Ugh.. You're such a.. nevermind.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:24 pm
*rubs my hands after they got hit* well no one else waz up here! scream i waz savin everyones life! teh boat culda crashed inteh rocks! or a iceburg for all yuu kno! scream *looks around at teh clear an calm water* well it didnt.... but it culda! scream an i waz tryin teh get closer to that ship! this boat ish slower then...... *taps my head tryin teh think of somthin clever when gabrielle pushes me off teh deck wher deh wheel ish an i go tumblin inteh xena* oh....heheh...hi xena sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:12 pm
(Ok, fine. Island it is.) -Gabrielle watches as Joxer stumbles into Xena. She takes a deep breath and mumbles to herself.- Well that better be a nice dinner.. -As she was looking out towards the water she heard soft singing in the sudden fog surrounding them. As it started getting louder and closer, it became strangely enticing as it sent chills down her spine. Gabrielle barely was able to call out towards Xena before they felt a hit on the side of the ship. Before she could find out what caused it, they felt another hit. And another. They were being attacked by creatures of incredible strength. But why, they knew not. As they kept rocking back and forth from hit after hit, the ship creaked and groaned before finally giving in and falling into the water. As they were being pitched head first into the water, Gabrielle caught a glimpse of what was causing all of this before submerging deep into the water. It was a group of Woman covered in scales with hollow black eyes and a serpentine tail in the place of their legs. It was the last thing she saw before everything went black. The next time she woke, she was coughing water into Xena's face. Gabrielle blinked her eyes open and sat up in a daze. She looked around at the sandy beach that she washed ashore and saw Joxer looking paler than ever sitting under a tree, along with many other crew members and remains of the ship.- Xena.. What.. Where.. How?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:46 pm
*ish tellin deh crew who are wakin up how i saved them from ther watery graves (even tho xena swam everyone teh shore) i squint out to deh sea tryin teh look past deh glare from my paleness* i never saw fish like those befor gonk deh whole ship ish pretty much gone! *trys teh stand up but wobbles an falls back against deh tree makin a coconut fall on my head. i slump back down face first inteh deh sand an roll down until i get a pinch on my butt* AAAAAH!!!!!! gonk XENA!!!!! gonk A BACCHAE A BACCHAE!!!!!! gonk SAVE ME! gonk *turns around showin a crab pinchin me*
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