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 Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:03 am
If I had someone sneaking food in for me, I'd be a moo-cow fatty.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:30 pm
If I were a moo cow fatty, I'd attempt to work out.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:15 am
If I attempted to work out, I'd use the treadmill first.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:32 am
If I used the treadmill, then I'd be listening to my ipod.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:09 pm
If I was listening to my iPod, I'd have to buy one first.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:03 pm
If I had to buy one, I'd have to get a job working at Dairy Queen first.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:05 pm
If I took a job at Dairy Queen, I'd be working where my sister used to work.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:56 pm
If I was working were my sister worked, I'd be in an other dimension.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:15 pm
If I were in another dimension, I'd be in the Twilight Zone.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:02 am
If I was in the Twilight Zone, I'd get attacked by some demented psychopath.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:49 am
If I got attacked by some demented psychopath, I'd bust a cap in his a**. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:56 am
If I busted a cap in someone's a**, I'd get arrested.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:07 am
If i got arrested, I'd sue the police for racial discrimination.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:28 pm
If I sued the police for racial discrimination, I'd find a really good lawyer .
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:06 pm
If I found a really good lawyer, I'd study under his tutelage to prepare me for law school.
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