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 Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:03 pm
Ok theres other inside jokes. Like the hooks on our uniforms "okay i'lldo you If you do me ""
Regarding the crazy calf stretching " Ok everyone stretch their calves do it with the wall or do it with a partner"
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:33 pm
I like these! Some made me laugh out. I have some but I don't know if their any good.
For Woodwinds:
+What is the difference between a flute and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks.
+What do you get when you cross a piccolo and a clarinet?
A Migraine.
(To the tune of I Like Big Butts)
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your mouthpiece to your bell and I wanna move from the reed down to the down to the to the keys and I wanna. Ah ah! You play it so good I don't wanna leave but I gotta, he-he-he-hear that gorgeous symphony! (YES I KNOW! It's a lame song. We made it up during class. I added some stuff though)
For Brass:
+Why do trombone players make better lovers?
Because a Trumpet player uses 3 fingers, a baritone player uses 4,
but a trombone player knows seven different positions.
+How many times does a trumpet player laugh at a joke?
Twice. Once when he/she hears once when he/she gets it.
+How do you get two trumpets to play in unison?
Shoot one.
For Percussion:
+How many Drum Line guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
14...one to screw it in and 13 to make fun of the way he does it.
+How Do You Confuse a Drummer?
By Putting a sheet of music in front of them.
+How do you get a percussionist off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:28 pm
I broke my G string fingering Am
more so for guitar..
But it's music joke =P
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:16 pm
~"Save a Drum, Bang a Drummer."~
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:29 pm
hey flutes: when in doubt, pull out
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she was a flute player. i was a saxophone. you know how that goes~
seriously. idk if it's all bands or if it's just ours, but our flute girls tend to gravitate towards sax boys...idk why.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:04 pm
Ooooh
My horn's bigger than your horn!
and Horn players haver terrific lips
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:18 pm
Well i play Bass Clarinet and we all know how the top is kinda curvy, but hard. So i sit next to a REALLY perverted Baratone player and he is always telling me that my Bass Clarinet needs Viagra. He is also ALWAYS putting my mouth piece in his bell, then making weird moaning noises.....i really dont think any band class can ever go a period (or block) without a few sex jokes. admit it you dirty band geeks you, we are all total and complete pervs.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:17 pm
I broke my G-string fingering a minor
lol xd
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:21 pm
It might've been said, but whatever blaugh
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:56 am
Sheridan19 well, there was a saying when i was in high school band... we had these horrible uniforms that you had to have someone else help you put them on... so when you needed help you just went up to someone, put your arms up in the air, and said "do me." HA! We do the exact same thing! Flutes, we blow hard.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:04 pm
From one Sax player to Another:
"sax with you is better than sax solo"
From the Trombonist:
..so, uh.. wanna play with my boner?
-or-
oh, yeah, i blow my boner every day!
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:24 pm
hey...youre just jealous cuz i play with my boner all day xp
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:25 pm
Anything you do in band (or marching band) can be taken dirty.
We finger, we slide, we tongue.....the list goes on and on
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:24 pm
Its not a band joke, but my ear training teacher told us this one the other day and I absolutely had to share!
How many Trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I dunno, I wanna know how they got in there!
rofl
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:09 pm
Our band uniforms have zippers and then hooks at the top, so as we are getting dressed and the hook needs to be done "will you be my hooker? I pay well" "I expect a check in the mail"...and so on
maybe thats just our band
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