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 Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:33 pm
I know!
I know!
Was it Shel Silverstein?
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:33 pm
I see London
I see France
I see Shazzer's underpants
Are they there?
Bear, and it's fair
Because no pants does she wear
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:40 pm
I share with you some poetry,
I think it is pretty,
You may disagree.
The wind wails louder,
The snow falls as powder.
I simply wish for a bowl of chowder.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:44 pm
Eating is good
And eat you should
Before you die
Eat something fried
Eating is fun
So go have a bun
Or perhaps some corn
Along with your porn
But eating an pleasuring
Yourself or another
Can be really frightening
Don't sit in the butter
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:17 pm
Pants? There's no need.
They make my eyes bleed.
Way too much green.
*Withholds cookie*
Shel might've written about monkeys,
But not about these ones in the kitch'.
It was written by another master rhymer
Whose name was (insert rhyming name here)...
Mable Murple? I Put My Toes In My Nose (and I couldn't get them out)? ^___^;
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:22 pm
Blue is proud!
She'll say it loud!
You're all rhyming!
Rather than miming...?
Waii~! There's a thread for this, now! How fun~!!! whee
So exciting!
Better than fighting!
This is so cool!
Way better'n school!
o.o; Or something like that.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:52 pm
All of this rhyme, I think in vain...
I really am going insane!
Val you must post,
Before you roast
Until I toast
With a glass full of ghost.
Hah! It made no sense,
Even with a sixpence!
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:59 am
Boredom has overtaken me,
My brain is dying quietly.
But here is a thread,
to wake up my dead head.
Perhaps I'll live through this holiday yet.
Chrtistmas time is scary,
People are stressed and harried.
Walmart is hell,
A place I'd hate to dwell.
Please don't make me go back there soon!
Perhaps I'm as mad as all of you,
Fore I sit here rhyming too.
But going mad,
Isn't so sad.
It's kind of fun to do.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:04 pm
I agree, though I have to fly.
Time for me to eat something fried...
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:27 pm
Valenarr you look,
As if you took,
Some cream that,
Invisibilitates you from fat...?
.__O; Whatever, just asking 'bout yer avatar.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:53 pm
Oh deari me!
One that she
shouldn't be talking
Oh don't you see?
I am not slim
Oh no i'm not
But neither am i chubby
quite a dizzying thought
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:58 pm
I saw my butt,
And nearly fainted,
So did the mutt,
And he had painted.
ER. Right, that makes sense...in some...arcane way.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:37 pm
By chance I see,
A thread for me!
I love to rhyme
- do it all the time.
Five poems you say? I shall think with my head.
And come up with a few before I go to bed!
xd biggrin xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:22 am
To bed! To bed!
Is what I said
Four hours ago
In my head.
But alas I had to work
For my picture was not done.
But now that it is
I can say it was all fun
It is four A.M.
Now i've finished this gem
For all to see
In my dear little siggy ^^
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:31 am
It is dead
The computer in the room of my bed
And I greive
Because my stress I can't relieve
So now I've a hammer
Won't get put in the slammer
Because I'll beat it to shreds
Then I'll bang your heads
Because I'm pissed, I say
And spit I'll spray
When I hiss and cuss
And beat you to pus
I know I'm angered
Maybe even endangered
But I'm really mad
Don't make me glad.
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