HERO Lissuh
Jessica Malatori
HERO Lissuh
What I wanna know is why those stupid horsies can teleport too. It angers me greatly.
THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE. stressed
Yah. It's like, if you forget that you have a horsie because you got tired of it teleporting so you just started running around every instead of teleporting and then you use the fast travel thing to go to some ruins for a quest but you were too bored to walk your lazy butt all the way over there and so your horsie comes with you and acts as a meat shield for the six bazillion liches and skeleton heroes that spawn right in the freak front of you and then the horsie goes KABLOOM and it DIES and you just wasted 5,000 gold on that stupid thing so you're all, "NOOOOOO MUFFINZZZZZ!" and then all the liches and skelertons are all, "OMG LIVE THING KILLIT AND FEAST UPON IT'S FLESH!" and you're all, "HOSNAP" and then you try to run away but you CAN'T because your horse thingy is dead and then you get jumped by the undead thingies and then you DIE and then you're all, "Well damn stressed ."
/passes out from lack of oxygen
THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE. stressed
Yah. It's like, if you forget that you have a horsie because you got tired of it teleporting so you just started running around every instead of teleporting and then you use the fast travel thing to go to some ruins for a quest but you were too bored to walk your lazy butt all the way over there and so your horsie comes with you and acts as a meat shield for the six bazillion liches and skeleton heroes that spawn right in the freak front of you and then the horsie goes KABLOOM and it DIES and you just wasted 5,000 gold on that stupid thing so you're all, "NOOOOOO MUFFINZZZZZ!" and then all the liches and skelertons are all, "OMG LIVE THING KILLIT AND FEAST UPON IT'S FLESH!" and you're all, "HOSNAP" and then you try to run away but you CAN'T because your horse thingy is dead and then you get jumped by the undead thingies and then you DIE and then you're all, "Well damn stressed ."
/passes out from lack of oxygen
LOL Unless it's Shadowmere. Sometimes I feel so bad about how much it gets knocked out.
One time my horse got mobbed by skeletons out of no where when I exited a ruin. I was so poed. xD
I hates Shadowmere. Stupid thing looks like it's missing flesh. AND THE EYES. *twitchtwitchtwitch* NO MORE RED EYE MOMMY. THAT'S WHAT I HAVE THE ANTIREDEYE BUTTON ON PHOTOSHOP FOR.
That's because she's an evil, undead horse. A purple, undead horse XD.
