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 Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:40 pm
(So *that's* where all my cheese has gone!)
There's a conspiracy at the underwear factory. Disgruntled workers, denied union wages, are trying to take over the world by shrinking boxers so they're just a little too small.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:43 pm
Because they are actually members of a super secret underground organization known only as "The Chafe." Spooky!!
*EDIT* Oh, damn-- late on that one!!
But as for chickens and eggs, the chicken came first because the egg didn't get the memo until later that afternoon. Poor egg! sad
What are the components of a margarita?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:54 pm
Margaret and Rita
Why does your pee turn yellow when you're dehydrated??
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:04 pm
because theres is less urinoids which give its pale color
can ducks fly?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:09 pm
Only during rabbit season.
Why must the good die young?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:17 pm
It's an unwritten law by the hordes of flesh eating goblins...
why am I still doing this?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:19 pm
Because you love us. biggrin
Why are tomatoes considered fruits?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:30 pm
because they attract fly men from outerspace!
( crying I miss my old skateboard)
why are you still doing this?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:33 pm
Because the voices tell me to.
Why can't I think of another question? (And by asking this question do I create a paradoxical time loop upon which all future questions must be sucked into a black hole of DOOM?)
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:37 pm
Because the hypno-toad won't let you and no because it is only text created my the world of vision to fool your brain into thinking it's something real...
Why are ninjas taking over the guild??
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:46 pm
To inevitably be pwned by pirates.
Will touching a toad give you warts?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:54 pm
I can't answer that question dishonestly without being obvious about it!!!!
So, no they don't! They will never possibly give you warts not even if you touch them all day every day.
(What's with the warts question?)
Who are you? Inside??
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:58 pm
I'm debating whether or not to chuck the hypno-toad out the window. If warts are involved, it may complicate things.
On the inside? Well, that depends, really. Sometimes I'm Amy Monteford, other days I'm Nathanael Denica. Once in a while I'm Lena Doherty.
What really happened to President Kennedy?
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:58 pm
inside in am gleeborg the vanquisher. destroyer of kittens and master icesmith
why arnt you doing this
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:05 pm
??????
I don't know who to answer!!!! scream
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