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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:23 pm
*Meg waves a finger at Joxer in approval*
Yeah! Your favorite!
*A waiter in a black suit mumbles something to Meg about dress code*
WHADDYA MEAN WE'RE SCARING EVERYONE OFF?! Listen, buddy. Do you even know who yer talkin' to?
*Waiter blinks a couple times*
Well, lemme refresh your memory!
*Meg winds up her fist, and punches him smack on the nose*
C'mon, lesse what you got!
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:54 pm
*nods at myself thinkin that my fierce warrior look probably wuld scare people off*
wo wo wo. no need for a problem here cool mebbe yuu just dont kno who i am. im joxer. as in "the mighty" cool
*waiter stares at me like im speakin chinese*
ok meg take him down stare
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:05 pm
*Winks at Joxer*
Sure thang, suger cakes.
*Grins wickedly while she was about to pummel the snobby waiter, when two giant bouncers pick her up off her feet. While she kicks her feet in the air and tries spitting in their faces, then they throw her outside of the resturant. They turn back to Joxer, and just give him a mean look.*
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:21 pm
no one messes with my girl! scream *takes out sword an its shakin even more then i am* u-unless yuu wanteh feel teh cold s-steel of j-j-joxer teh mighty! whee *one steps closer teh me an i run out teh door* oh hey meg! 3nodding yea i took care of them. yuu might not wanteh check in ther tho! ish a bloody sight cool
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:50 pm
Yeah, I bet their chicken tasted like rotten dung anyway.
*Joxer offers a hand and helps Meg get up. She cracks her back and looks down at herself. she then realizes that the fall had completely mashed the remaining apples in her shirt, drenching her blouse with soppy mashed apple bits. She smiles in a goofy and embarrassed way.*
Well, as kinky as apple sauce may be- It's not exactly proper to be prancing around with it clinging to yer breasts. At least not in public.
*Meg elbows Joxer, but he is awkwardly tense at the conversation's topic, and forces out a chuckle. Despite her humerous nature, Meg was actually deeply frustrated*
Look at us! We're all the way out in the middle of Rome, and I didn't even get to pack or nuthin' back home! This is just great, Joxer. You just haad to see your pwecious wittle Gabwielle. And now I got gooey chunks of apple sliding down my bodice. What do you propose we do now?
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:18 pm
*starin at teh apple sauce on megs shirt with a funneh smile on. meg says somthin about kinky applesauce an breasts but then she shoves me an i snap outta teh happy daze* whut? neutral aw dont worry about it meg! 3nodding i got enough dinars left teh get yuu a new dress! mrgreen an mebbe teh a applesauce culd even get a- *spaces out again an watches teh applesauce drip* discount.... surprised *slowly walks with meg to a shop with dresses an up to a guy. without lookin away from meg i ask teh shopkeeper if he got any dresses not seein teh funny look he gives me*
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:34 pm
Moronicus stumbled around Rome, looking very haggard and angry. "Why in tartarus would those dummies want to come all the way out to this godsforsaken country?" She finally spotted the couple in front of a dress shop and hid behind a cart to watch for the perfect moment to attack them.
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:48 pm
*As Meg browses through a few dresses, she catches a whiff of something gross like day old puke and cigarette butts. She darts her head around, and sniffs the air a couple more times.*
That smell is familiar.. Reminds me of home.
*A couple other people around started to notice it too. Meg smelled herself, just to make sure it wasn't her. She shrugged it off, and kept looking through the clothes.*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:42 pm
*ish pretty used teh bad smells so i dont realleh notice it. i sit outside teh shop so my mega maliness dont get infected while meg looks for dresses* joxer teh mighty...he romes thru teh country side..... ninja *singin joxer teh mighty an pickin boogers out then flingin them at passin people* YAAAAAAWN gonk ish shoppin always this boring!? gonk *leans back in chair an puts feet out on crate accidently knockin down a few boxes onteh moronicus but i dont notice*
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:43 pm
*Comes out of the dressing room wearing a shirt derived from a purple corset, with a strip of magenta fabric on top which was barely enough to cover herself. It was VERY busty, and had a small yellow ribbon bow at the bottom of the lacing in the back. the skirt that billowed down from it was a rich turquoise color, and hung just above her knees with two long slits on either side showing off Meg's nice legs.*
Whaddya think?
*Adjusts cleavage*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:24 pm
*singin joxer teh mighty* never needs a place teh hid-- uhblehshmoogluhphhhbt eek *falls outta chair once i see meg* GURNK whee *stumbles back up* someone oughta fix that chair leg.. *coff* ninja *looks at meg again an falls down. looks up at meg* by teh gods this ish a good view surprised
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:26 pm
Oh, wait a minute. I think I still got a couple apple chunks down here.
*Fishes them out*
Hungry?
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:34 pm
*my eyes bulge out an my face turns red* starvin! eek *jumps back up to my feet an starts runnin over teh yuu. teh shop owner throws a shoe at my head befor i cin get teh yuu tho*
"an who wuld be payin for all this? stare 10 dinars! scream "
aw.... *walks over to teh shop owner like a sad puppy an gives him teh dinars* crying
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:45 pm
Ten dinars?!
*Stops the vendor from accepting Joxer's money in a huff.*
That's ridiculous! It barely even covers my who-whos! It's worth 6, if yer lucky!
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:06 pm
eh...um...yea! scream *stops givin him teh money an trys teh make it look like i waz just stretchin* 5 dinars! scream yuu dont wanteh get on my bad side stare *does a tough guy pose an leans on a rack of clothes but it falls over an knocks down another rack of clothes that lands on moronicus* um.... ninja let that be a warning teh yuu! scream
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