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 Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:55 pm
(breaking character...heh heh heh Now it gets interesting...mwahaha)
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:36 am
another_average_asian Vincent(picks up a day planner.) "okay first thing that's on the agenda today is 'meet the staff.' Huh that sounds easy." (prepares the dry ice and bucket again) "You two by the air ducts, what are you two do (trips on bucket)iiiiiing (falls flat on ground)... ugh...d**mn it. I can never see where the bucket is after it gets really foggy" (regains composure and goes back to being smexy) Vincent: Lord Ilpalazzo has put me in charge of security, so basically I'm your new boss. Now tell me your numbers and then tell me your name because in an emergency I am not going to say "we need to help #0 000 000 000 064." Its just too long!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:34 am
Hisoka look up to Vincent with a questioning glance. "I just got done telling semiboss man that I couldn't remember my friggin number!!! I THOUGHT NEWS GOT AROUND FAST IN THIS- rethink phrase now, Hisoka. Don't wan't bigboss-sama to get mad at you..." *scratches head* "Well just call me Hisoka, strange almost as shmexy as bigboss man-sama. Who are you supposed to be anyway? I would remember someone who rivals the shmexyness of bigboss man-sama..." *ponders* "What a predicament... Oh, since you're here, can you prevent this...MONSTER!!!! from taking away all of the dating sim games and end the threats of hetia/yaoi/yuri blockage? If you must kill, I understand *smiles smiles*"
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:18 pm
[out of character] AWWW CRAP! Happy belated birthday Vincent! *takes random candid snap shots* HAHAHAHAHA *runs away thinking of Disgaea reference*
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:19 pm
Vincent: *thinks about it* Hmm... I am feeling a bit hungry...
No, no I can't kill him. Lord Ilpalazzo might dock my pay (if I am getting paid)
First of all like I said I'm the new head of security. Second of all I'm a vampire. Shmexyness comes with the territory. I've wandering the Earth blah blah... needed cash... blah blab. ( read the rest on the first page or the RP introduction thread for those of you now reading) The rest is a secrete. Now about the blocker, you're too old to be worrying about the blocker since it doesn't apply. However if you're so worried about them all just confiscate them all from you. (are you even a man?)
Now you in the air duct....where did you get that twinkie?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:23 pm
*looks away* "Yeah... about that... heh heh. There's bit a story behind that one." *laughs*
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:48 pm
Hisoka Madoka [out of character] AWWW CRAP! Happy belated birthday Vincent! *takes random candid snap shots* HAHAHAHAHA *runs away thinking of Disgaea reference* [out of character too or am I?] AAAAHhh the light is bright!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:14 pm
Hisoka Madoka *looks away* "Yeah... about that... heh heh. There's bit a story behind that one." *laughs* *Reads the twinkie episode and his left eye twitch* Alright where are all your twinkies? I need to confiscate them. (looks at the list of staff) according this semiboss is on vacation now, so that puts me in charge of the whole building. It also says here that a van full of recruits are coming, so lets go check them in before they enter... ...and bring the guns
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:07 pm
"First thing, no about the twinkies... even though I really... hate... them... ya know on second thought, go ahead and have them." *leaves and comes back with bundles of twinkies* "All for the dirty jokes heart You may need them more than I do" *smiles smiles* "Second, new recruits? Guns? KYAAAAAAAA!!!! This is like a dream come true!!" *stary eyed* "How heavenly."
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:19 pm
Hisoka Madoka "First thing, no about the twinkies... even though I really... hate... them... ya know on second thought, go ahead and have them." *leaves and comes back with bundles of twinkies* "All for the dirty jokes heart You may need them more than I do" *smiles smiles* "Second, new recruits? Guns? KYAAAAAAAA!!!! This is like a dream come true!!" *stary eyed* "How heavenly." Keetz- *hands a pineapple* "your gonna be allright kid" *goes back into the air ducts.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:22 pm
Is he going to stay in the air ducts all day? oh well more guns for me
(bites a twinkie) mmm...cream filling
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:47 pm
Hisoka looks at the pineapple, then shrugs, "A new pet pineapple... I shall name you... Spike!" Hisoka grins. Looking back to Vincent," Shall we be going Mr. Shmexy Vampire Man?" A hint of malice gleamed in Hisoka's eyes.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:34 am
so you have a pet friend too. In that case (pulls out the bucket and draws a face on it), this is your new superviser, Bucky. He's a companion bucket. He will be keeping a close eye on you, so if you did ANYTHING wrong he will know and tell me. Remember to listen to all that he says.
*fanfare* (Bucky and Spike has Joined your party!)
Now lets go to the lobby (thinks Simpson all of a sudden) and give clearance to the new recruits.
(goes to the lobby and goes to the entrance)
*pants* This building has a lot of stairs and you're telling me that this building has more underground? What is this, the Umbrella coperation?
(Van with the the words "Ill" on it pulls up)
Now act casual we just need to clear her ID and then we can have cookies.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:51 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:11 am
Official-Looking-Lady Person:Who are you? Where are all the security members? And why do you have a bucket and a pineapple?
Vincent: I'm the new head of security andwas just recently hired by Lord Ilpalazzo. Semiboss man is... on vacation and the other guy is in the air ducts again. The bucket and pineapple are their replacements.
Official-Looking-Lady Person: Okay fine, just let me through.
Vincent:Wait, according to my notes you're not the regular Official-Looking-Lady Person. Where's the regular one?
Official-Looking-Lady Person:She's out sick. Now will you let me through?
Vincent:Waaait a minute. What's you name and number?
Official-Looking-Lady Person: My name is Mrs. Anonymous and my number is...hold on I wrote it down somewhere I'll be right back.
Vincent: Fine rolleyes
Mrs. Anonymous: Here's my number (comes out of the van with a Machine Gun and AK-47s on her back.)
Vincent:.....oh sh#!t
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