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 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:45 pm
*Drive up to a Drive-Through* Hey, Can I have a Sandwich and your number to go?
This is truly horrable. But I'm starting to get Ideas.
¤¤Aya says:
Oddly enough, a similar line was used on me at work. it was actually "How much would your number cost?" though
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:49 pm
A pirate pick up line eh?
I counter with a ninja!
My love for you is that of a ninja's. You won't know it's there until the perfect moment
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:51 pm
Oh, that's skill. crying not fair.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:53 pm
And a few sappy-er one that just popped into my head.
Are you an IPod? Because everytime I'm around you, I hear music
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:54 pm
And
Are you compatible with headphones, cause I'd like to listen to your heart beat all night long
Me? Skilled? *looks stoopified*
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:57 pm
Well, I thought the ninja one was ingenious.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:59 pm
My love for you is like a truck. Once it gets going, there's no stoping it.
Or; my love for you is like a truck, berserker!!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:24 pm
Ok, I admit. I heard this 3 years ago. But I still remember it from memory.
Sticks and Stones may Break my bones, But Whips and Chains Excite me, so Throw me Down and Tie me up and Show how much you like me.
Ahahahahahahahaha!!! I love it. Acept it into the contest. It dose take skill to remember things for many years...I guess.
((i refuse to accept this ones since it was a guilds memeber sig at one point and i hear it quite often. These are meant to be orginal, not remembered ~Club))
¤¤Aya says:
I agree with Club. Kyoki has this as an away messege, we found it on Y! Gallery, and I've seen it all over the place.
Seroiusly, I never knew that was in someones sig. Hmmm, I've only seen it that once too.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:29 pm
I heard milk does a body good but how much have you been drinking?
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:37 pm
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:38 am
Why don't we make like Nike and 'Just do It'?
Ouch, that hurt my head. Seriously. But alas, someone might like it.
¤¤Aya says:
This reminds me of that picture I've seen floating around the net of company slogans that work well for condoms
Like Pringles: Once you pop you just can't stop
Chevy: Like a Rock
McDonald's:We love to see you smile
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:50 am
You must be a Warden cause you've got me in chains.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:40 pm
If love is blind, I would like to be your seeing-eye dog.
Are you Elmo? Because I would like to tickle you all over.
Heh heh, Elmo.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:43 pm
Ok Boss, Not sure if this is appropriate, but you can decide whether to keep it or not.
I love every bone in your body, Especially my own.
My friend's idea. I really thought hard whether to post this or not. I'm serious on that too.
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