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 Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:33 pm
Valerie521 XD!! Oh MAN, I can't wait for him to sign on so I can tell him all of this. XD
He'd better video record his actions, or no dice! D<
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:43 pm
Whoa, s'been a while. I keep forgetting about this topic. XD
Okay, another quote:
E Man SFT: let's
E Man SFT: talk
E Man SFT: about
E Man SFT: it being black hsitory month
E Man SFT: do if you dont sex me
E Man SFT: you're racist
ValeriePwnz521: That makes about as much sense as saying that if you don't totally obey my every command during women's month, you're sexist.
E Man SFT: well during that month
E Man SFT: i will obey you
E Man SFT: if you sex me.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: every day.
ValeriePwnz521: Lies. XD
E Man SFT: obey for a whole month = sex for a whole month
ValeriePwnz521: I might make that deal with you, if you were close enough that having you obey me actually meant anything.
ValeriePwnz521: But a slave through IM isn't much help. XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: wait
E Man SFT: so if
E Man SFT: i lived clsoe to you
E Man SFT: you'd let me ******** you
E Man SFT: eeryday
E Man SFT: for feb
E Man SFT: if i obeyed you
E Man SFT: every day of..
E Man SFT: march? XD
ValeriePwnz521: Well, I'd be getting the better deal. March is longer. XD
E Man SFT: better deal my a**. XD
E Man SFT: sex is always the better deal. XD
ValeriePwnz521: I'd rather have a slave, but maybe that's just me. XD
ValeriePwnz521: Wait.
ValeriePwnz521: Dude, having a servent IS better.
ValeriePwnz521: Because if someone has to obey your every command, you can get them to do anything, includingsex.
E Man SFT: well i mean
ValeriePwnz521: So yeah, having someone obey you is better.
ValeriePwnz521: I win. XD
E Man SFT: it be kind of ironic
E Man SFT: for blackhistory month meaning i get you as a slave. XD
ValeriePwnz521: Only a little. XD
ValeriePwnz521: But seriously, I'd totally get the better deal.
E Man SFT: you dont realise
E Man SFT: how important sex is to me. XD
ValeriePwnz521: XD
ValeriePwnz521: You don't realize how important being in control is to me.
ValeriePwnz521: So I guess we're even. XD
E Man SFT: you racist b***h D:
ValeriePwnz521: You sexit manwhore. XP
ValeriePwnz521: *sexist
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: touche XD
E Man SFT: i want sex from a woman
E Man SFT: you want slavery from a black
E Man SFT: we're good. XD
ValeriePwnz521: I know, we rock. XD
E Man SFT: brb
ValeriePwnz521: Mmkies
E Man SFT: k
ValeriePwnz521: W/b
E Man SFT: so
E Man SFT: i think you WANT the sex everyday
E Man SFT: you whore
E Man SFT: >:[
E Man SFT: i'd win that s**t XD
E Man SFT: you'd boss me around for like
E Man SFT: 10 min
E Man SFT: and i'd make you feel bad and let me rest
E Man SFT: but if you were like
E Man SFT: "i dont wanna have sex, my vag hurrttsss"
E Man SFT: i'd be like
E Man SFT: b***h
E Man SFT: you got ******** Man SFT: 3 other places i can think of right now
E Man SFT: maybe 4
E Man SFT: you better stop being so god damn selfish
E Man SFT: and give me another hole
E Man SFT: b***h
E Man SFT: cause im a good person.
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: Well, if that's the type of attitude you'd have, then no rest for you. XD
E Man SFT: XD psh,. you say that.
E Man SFT: but dont mean it X]
ValeriePwnz521: If there's one thing you should have picked up about me over the past six years, it's that I can be a vindictive b***h when I want to be. XD
E Man SFT: >_> never picked it up
E Man SFT: miss
E Man SFT: short and sweet
E Man SFT: XDD
ValeriePwnz521: Hate you.
ValeriePwnz521: XD
E Man SFT: did you say
E Man SFT: you wuv me?
E Man SFT: XDD
ValeriePwnz521: Go trip over something. XD
E Man SFT: twip over someting?
ValeriePwnz521: Hate.
E Man SFT: wuv
E Man SFT: XDD
ValeriePwnz521: b***h. XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:45 pm
So did your friend ever reply? :]
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:53 pm
Then I filled him in on all that stuff you girls said. XD
ValeriePwnz521: Dude, those girls said stuff.
ValeriePwnz521: Lemme get it real quiiiiick...
E Man SFT: ...
E Man SFT: XDDD
E Man SFT: must be some pretty ******** lonely girls
ValeriePwnz521: XD You're dumb.
ValeriePwnz521: But lessee. Last thing you said was like "THEY HAVE TO MUD WRESTLE FOR ME"
ValeriePwnz521: Annnnd they saiiiid...
E Man SFT: ...
E Man SFT: i didnt know you posted my s**t XD
ValeriePwnz521: Well, what'd you want me to say? I didn't know how to word that. XD
E Man SFT: that they should let me ******** them
E Man SFT: jkjkjk XD
E Man SFT: ok what they say.
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: XD
ValeriePwnz521: Okay, here's one.
ValeriePwnz521: omg.
ha ha ha.
i don't know
what to say.
GRINNY!
come and say
something funny
and i'll quote you.
you have a
dirty, dirty
friend, my dear
val-uh-rieee.
ValeriePwnz521: Another:
ValeriePwnz521: I would totally want him,
but I'm too young to be ********.
XDD
You've got quite the [vulgar] friend there.
ValeriePwnz521: Another:
ValeriePwnz521: xD! This guy is hilarious!
Tell him we'll fight to the death for him...
On one condition:
He takes estrogen pills and cries to Titanic
ValeriePwnz521: Another
ValeriePwnz521: While eating a big bucket of Ben and Jerry's and with tissues at his side...oh and he has to serenade us with the lovely heartfelt tune "My Heart Will Go On" while doing the electric slide. xD
ValeriePwnz521: Another, who quoted one of the girls from before:
ValeriePwnz521: While eating a big bucket of Ben and Jerry's and with tissues at his side...oh and he has to serenade us with the lovely heartfelt tune "My Heart Will Go On" while doing the electric slide. xD
And while serenading he has to wear a skimpy dress like Celine Dion wore when she sung it, and get his hair permed
E Man SFT: XDD i do that s**t WITHOUT estrogen pills.
E Man SFT: ...no dress though.
ValeriePwnz521: Hang on, hang on, there are more. XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: brb while you post XD
ValeriePwnz521: XD k
ValeriePwnz521: YES!!!
And get a nose job!
ValeriePwnz521: Another:
ValeriePwnz521: V
ValeriePwnz521: Oops
ValeriePwnz521: YES!!!
And get a nose job!
I'd actually laugh.my.a**.off. if he actually fulfilled these demands
ValeriePwnz521: Anotherrrrr:
ValeriePwnz521: ha ha.
A friend of mine
just read that over
my shoulder.
[After I translated],
he said
"I'd totally do that if
those girls mudfight
nakedly for me."
Oh, my.
What are we to do
with such pervs?
ValeriePwnz521: Another, who quoted a girl from before:
ValeriePwnz521: Tell him I totally want him.
o///o;
Me too. He reminds me of my friends here. Our morning discussions were the weirdest... but now they are over because of different high schools.
"Its the sound that makes me wanna punch infants!!" I love Dane Cook.
ValeriePwnz521: Another, talking about the other girl's friend, or maybe you, I dunno:
ValeriePwnz521: You'd better video record him doing it D< Or no dice!
ValeriePwnz521: Oh, she was talking about both.
ValeriePwnz521: Okay, and that's it. XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: me punching an infant? XD
ValeriePwnz521: Yeah, you said something about wanting to punch a baby in the first part.
E Man SFT: oh
ValeriePwnz521: I can't remember what now. XD
E Man SFT: yea XD
E Man SFT: I STICK WITH IT.
ValeriePwnz521: XD
E Man SFT: i ******** Man SFT: wear infants as boxing gloves
E Man SFT: and fight kindergadeners
E Man SFT: then i ******** Man SFT: rape their parents while they watch
E Man SFT: and tell them that me and their parents are just wrestling
E Man SFT: so they laugh and giggle as the true evil deed unfolds all over their moms' lower backs.
ValeriePwnz521: ...
E Man SFT: ...
E Man SFT: you're so ******** weird val oO wtf.
ValeriePwnz521: XD Any response to the girls, Sen?
E Man SFT: uhhh
E Man SFT: so many to respond to. XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:56 pm
ValeriePwnz521: Go ahead, take your time. XD
E Man SFT: GRINNY!
come and say
something funny
and i'll quote you.
E Man SFT: did she want ME to say soemthing funny?
E Man SFT: or some nigg named GRinny
ValeriePwnz521: XD That's the nickname of another one of the girls.
E Man SFT: oh
E Man SFT: ******** that b***h then XD ok
ValeriePwnz521: SEN
ValeriePwnz521: How rude. XD
E Man SFT: what
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: im jk >_>
E Man SFT: ******** that b***h = ok then let's move on to the next ho
E Man SFT: god XD
ValeriePwnz521: Of course. XD
E Man SFT: to young to be ********?! how young is she XD
ValeriePwnz521: Like, 14 I think. XD
E Man SFT: ..
E Man SFT: Hannah Montana is 15
E Man SFT: and i ******** that b***h
E Man SFT: im gonna cut myself later.
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: Good.
ValeriePwnz521: XD
E Man SFT: ...
ValeriePwnz521: Freakin' ***** Man SFT: only 4 years younger >_>
E Man SFT: what evs.
E Man SFT: she can get ******** Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: *****: XD
E Man SFT: SHUT THE TITS UP
ValeriePwnz521: Maybe I would if you weren't into raping little girls, you freak. XD
E Man SFT: to the tititanic s**t
E Man SFT: tell the,m
E Man SFT: i've done all of that
E Man SFT: WITHOUT estrogen pills
E Man SFT: cause that's how manly i am
E Man SFT: >:[
ValeriePwnz521: Awww.
ValeriePwnz521: XD
ValeriePwnz521: You cried when you watched The Titantic? Seriously?
E Man SFT: no
E Man SFT: XDD
E Man SFT: that movie was sad as d**k
E Man SFT: but i didnt cry
ValeriePwnz521: You lying b***h. XD
E Man SFT: I DIDNT CRY >:[
E Man SFT: ******** YOUR s**t
ValeriePwnz521: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
ValeriePwnz521: Because you're all "Tell them I did that."
E Man SFT: i know >_>
E Man SFT: it's a lie <_<
E Man SFT: but a sexy lie XD
E Man SFT: tell them i did all that while saving orphans from terrorists.
E Man SFT: XDD
ValeriePwnz521: XD I'm telling them that it's a lie, you know that right?
E Man SFT: yes ;-;
ValeriePwnz521: Okay, as long as we're clear. XD
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: tell them
E Man SFT: i cried during Rambo
E Man SFT: but it was actually just semen coming out my eyes
E Man SFT: cause i came so many times during that movie
E Man SFT: cuase it was just so ******** manly
E Man SFT: in RAmbo
E Man SFT: they throw a baby into a fire XDDD
E Man SFT: the vietcong guy was like
E Man SFT: "GIMMIE THAT s**t b***h"
E Man SFT: and shoved the mom
E Man SFT: and ******** threw the baby
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: Okaaaay.
ValeriePwnz521: Anything else to say to the ladies? XD
E Man SFT: thattt
E Man SFT: they're all officialy my fanclub
E Man SFT: cause i ******** said so
E Man SFT: and if they argue against it
E Man SFT: they're all getting ******** buttraped
E Man SFT: if ONE argues
E Man SFT: they ALL pay.
E Man SFT: cause i believe in teamwork.
E Man SFT: XDDDD
E Man SFT: i make myself laugh.
E Man SFT: i cry myself to sleep. XD
ValeriePwnz521: XD Sen.
ValeriePwnz521: Wait, one question.
E Man SFT: Val. XD
ValeriePwnz521: I'm not included, right? 'Cause yeah.
E Man SFT: yea
E Man SFT: cause you already are the leader of my fanclub
E Man SFT: >:[
ValeriePwnz521: boi plz.
E Man SFT: gurl plz
E Man SFT: fine
E Man SFT: welcome to the ******** midnight meat train >:[
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: I'm a vegetarian now.
E Man SFT: that's an actual horror movie coming out
E Man SFT: it looks good as s**t too
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: Didn't anyone tell you? >_>
E Man SFT: it's about this guy that murders people on trains at night
E Man SFT: and ******** uses their body for meat products and s**t
E Man SFT: like he butchers them and s**t
E Man SFT: but fine, you will not be butt raped
E Man SFT: you will just be forced to video tape it all.
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: Can I at least leave the room after setting up the camera?
E Man SFT: no
E Man SFT: you must watch
E Man SFT: >:[
ValeriePwnz521: You suck candy bars, Sen.
E Man SFT: do tehy know i have an account on gaia? XD
E Man SFT: if not, then GOOD
E Man SFT: i dont want my inbox overflooded with ho mail
E Man SFT: XD
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: I'm gonna tell them your account. XD
E Man SFT: neutral
E Man SFT: biittcchhh XD
ValeriePwnz521: ...Not reallyyyyyy. >_>
ValeriePwnz521: Really tempteeeed. XD
E Man SFT: do it.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: YOU WONT.
E Man SFT: DO IT.
E Man SFT: YOU WONT.
ValeriePwnz521: ...
ValeriePwnz521: Do you want me to or not? Jeez. XD
E Man SFT: you're too much
E Man SFT: ofa woman.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: do it.
ValeriePwnz521: Okay. XD
ValeriePwnz521: Anything else to say, or can I post this?
E Man SFT: uhhh
E Man SFT: tell them it's black history month
E Man SFT: so either way
E Man SFT: they all owe me something.
E Man SFT: XD
E Man SFT: is this like, a whole FORUM about me?
E Man SFT: or is it like
E Man SFT: a forum
E Man SFT: and im just a topic within your girl convos XD
ValeriePwnz521: It's a topic inside of a guild on Gaia. XD
E Man SFT: nice :]
E Man SFT: im verbally in girls mouths
E Man SFT: and physically ;]
ValeriePwnz521: Ew.
E Man SFT: k that's all.
E Man SFT: XDD
If any of you are curious, his name is E-ManTheEntertainer
Also, I apologize if any of you feel violated. XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:04 pm
Asashina
So did your friend ever reply? :]Yeah, sorry. XD I just had to cuss out my computer because it wouldn't let me post it all together, and now it's in three parts.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:17 pm
OMFG XDDDDDDDDDDD
AWESOME
I'm not part of his fanclub... xD
I will be the terrorist of the fanclub that tries to assassinate him every chance she gets heart
But I will -not- associate myself with his fanclub.
I just threw out ideas in hopes he cries like a little emo and suffers :3
I like making guys like him suffer >3
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:37 pm
E Man SFT: what uh
E Man SFT: did hte ihgls say
ValeriePwnz521: I haven't checked yet. XD Sorry. I will in a bit.
ValeriePwnz521: OMFG XDDDDDDDDDDD
AWESOME
I'm not part of his fanclub... xD
I will be the terrorist of the fanclub that tries to assassinate him every chance she gets
But I will -not- associate myself with his fanclub.
I just threw out ideas in hopes he cries like a little emo and suffers :3
I like making guys like him suffer >3
ValeriePwnz521: Thgere
ValeriePwnz521: **There
E Man SFT: XDD
ValeriePwnz521: XD Any response?
E Man SFT: terrorists get raped anally.
ValeriePwnz521: Wow.
ValeriePwnz521: Okay then. XD Is that it?
E Man SFT: yea
E Man SFT: XD
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